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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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After reading dozens of Supernatural fanfictions, I finally started watched the show and oh my god, Sam and Dean do not look at ALL like how I imagined them.

Sam is BLONDE???? HE LOOKS LIKE A CHAD. DEAN IS LIKE 5'7? Castiel looks the least like how I pictured him. He looks really sad, honestly.

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What's the difference between castration and crucification?

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People really just say their age casually online in order to illustrate how much older Mads Mikkelsen is than them

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No fucking season 4 of a show was ever any good. They always suck ass. Have you ever watched a good season 4 of ANYTHING? Shut the fuck up, no you haven't.

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i am now collecting images of Hannibal looking as pathetic as possible feel free to add your favorites

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I hate that the assumption is "straight until proven gay". What if I want to assume everyone I meet MUST be gay?

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In a constant state of wishing winter was over while knowing that I hate summer with a burning passion

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I'm such a whore for enemies to lovers it's not even funny

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some hannibal during my s1 rewatch