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This is the most chaotic good thing I’ve ever seen

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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Triden loss comic😔

+ dirk and obama🥶

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ventriloquistcore

2023: Felix Cipher, a gay and trans tiktoker who believes he is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler

2024: Maia Poet, a detrans israeli grifter (used to be pro Palestine) who credits october 7 for making her realize she’s not trans (she also called a chest binder barbaric. a zionist. calling a binder barbaric. a zionist.)

2025: ???

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2023: Felix Cipher, a gay and trans tiktoker who believes he is the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler

2024: Maia Poet, a detrans israeli grifter (used to be pro Palestine) who credits october 7 for making her realize she’s not trans (she also called a chest binder barbaric. a zionist. calling a binder barbaric. a zionist.)

2025: ???

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he’s such a fan girl istg

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How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

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ohhhh man speaking of termites, weve been having biblical locust swarms here in Wyoming and they cant escape the cubical dome that covers the state so they just keep increasing in number

if you come to the border you can see the almost mile high dead locust pile though! Its pretty cool, i saw someone make a house in the pile like last week

Ooo that sounds like a real mess!

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Isn't the omegaverse the avengers or something?

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rewatching the good omens season 2 finale to remember what heartbreak feels like so i can fuel ✨the creative process✨

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WWEDDRWD?

what would Ebony Dar’kness Dementia Raven Way do?

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link

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Hey what do you mean the Israeli government is actually harvesting sperm from the corpses of IDF soldiers.

If I were a state run media outlet, you would have to waterboard this out of me. They just fucking tweeted it. Publicly. On Twitter.

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There’s nothing funnier than American Trad Caths revealing that they’re just Presbyterians that think Baroque looks cool

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