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Durge saying "daddy"
I always crop a preview on my NSFW posts so that people don't get jumpscared by arse'n'balls on their email inboxes - and may I say, this is some of my finest work.
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馃PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC馃
(About time they鈥檙e in color)
(Pssst completelyrotten wrote a disco fic on ao3 u should go look at, just sayin)
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I saw a biker drive by and he had a swastika patch on him...
I hate the rally
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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan
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temari and kankuro getting forehead scars matching gaaras that say "live" and "laugh"
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Thought Tumblr would appreciate this taxidermy piece
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Idk why I made puppy chow right before my gestational diabetes test 馃檭 it's fine, I'll just bring it into work and give it to people lol
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Please welcome my next project, the Plush Bat Bag!! It鈥檚 a bat shaped fanny pack made with soft minky fur with a squeaker in the nose, so you can boop the snoot and it SQUEAKS! Also introducing a soft chenille moon shirt with an embroidered bat and heart, and a matching glitter epoxy charm to attach to your bat. Check it out here!
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Is there any chance we can see your recent knitted purchases? There is a craze here of decorating postboxes with knitted things. It's wild!

Yes! There is a moth and a bunny! I also have a snake but I can't find him 馃 I think my toddler may have hidden it


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I had no idea it was this old 馃拃
Lies for the Liars is old enough to vote! Turned 18 today. How do I know that, you say? Because I was born on the day it was released.

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redeeming moment for crazy white women everywhere
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Eyes that speak what words never could
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