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local adhd idiot spirals into despair that could swallow the earth whole, finally drags himself out of bed to make food bc the stomachache from not eating all day has started to win against the executive dysfunction, instantly feels 10x better after food. he will learn nothing from this

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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I think they should've created an OnlyFans account for Professor. It would unironically made them so much money.

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wild few days to be a casual watcher fan

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experimenting w some glitchy art [insp. by this]

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made a mistake today

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Solar energy has so many benefits. Raising salaries for teachers is such a needed narrative.

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woke up at 2 pm having slept thru all my classes with an unshakable single minded determination that i have to dig a tunnel. like i was halfway to getting out of bed looking for a shovel i was so sure about it. that wasnt even what i was dreaming about. what the fuck

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anyone else whos like rlly mentally ill and never did well in school but somehow scraped by and is now in uni & terrified. bc like. all my courses r ok and stuff but what the fuck i have to start my bachelors thesis in fall. how the hell am i gonna do that. like. when i was 15 i dropped out of school to go to italy to make violins. and the only reason i ended up back in school was bc the italian violin maker was like go the fuck back to school and i was like ok fine goddamn. and now im here. and i have to. write a thesis. and papers. i might throw up

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the only thing turning 20s done is break my heart

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Richard Siken, Gun Case

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Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath // @lucidloving // Frank Bidart, "The Third Hour of the Night" // David Bowie // Yves Olade, "Topograph" // Sharon Olds, "Something is Happening"

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u ever be having a good night and then francis forever comes on shuffle and u have to lay face down on the floor sobbing to “i look up at the gaps of sunlight / i miss you more than anything”

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people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

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of the various responses to my babygirl post one of the more baffling ones was “fuck your little joke cis men have boundaries too” like as u have mentioned it is a JOKE obviously i fucking respect my friends’ boundaries????? if they dont want to be called that obv i wont call them that wtf. huh. it is not that serious calm down.

also idk if this is worth mentioning but like. of the three friends i have this routine with, all three initiated it & were delighted when i just went w it. we’ve had srs conversations too where they expressed that they genuinely just like it bc no one else calls them sweet names or anything. and bc it’s clearly platonic coming from me so it’s chill & has no expectations or anything attached. sometimes cishet men just like their genderweird asexual homie to give them the princess treatment. so, my good sir, leave me and my babygirls alone