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it's all because of you me.

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You can either take it easy, take it personal, or the secret third thing: Both. That's where you assume that whatever someone said, they meant it as an insult, but you don't respect them enough to care about their opinion of you.

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it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

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breakfast

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The fact that im getting raw dogged by life everyday. Don’t have any medication to take the edge off. Nor any addiction, I don’t even got a religion or spirituality to fall back on. Im facing this life stone cold sober every goddamn day??? Why???

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if theyre different every time i draw them that's . you didn't seethat.

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in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

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on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

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Where's my Jewish phrase for when you people are being irrevocably horny?

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I've thought extensively about a Discworld modern AU for several years now but the one thing that always stops me is the thought of making Sam Vimes deal with emails, I'm not that cruel 💔

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siren

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a single typo literally has the explosive power of a nuclear bomb like i just read back possibly the most beautiful scene ive ever created feeling so proud of myself ready to start thinking about the nobel prize in literature etc. etc. and then suddenly

“It’s oaky,” he whispered.

it’s oaky. what is this. a wine tasting

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan