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LOOK AT HIM

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hello

i heard separate ways dlc is coming out soon >:))))

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you got any lewd resident evil headcanons? :3c

Ohohohoh I shall use this as an excuse to do a little something for a character I haven't gotten a chance to write for yet :)c

Albert Wesker:

💉Dominant and confident, Wesker is what all the cishet fetlife "daddies" think they are. Can pull off dirty talk with a completely straight face.

💉10000000% Brat tamer. Probably his #1 kink. He LOVES it when you give him a reason to punish you.

💉You ever hear the quote that goes something like "Everything is about sex except actual sex, which is about power"? That's Wesker in a nutshell.

💉Sex is not an emotional thing for him. It's for stress relief, it's for reproduction, it's for manipulation, but he would never be so weak as to indulge in sex for romance. 💉This makes it especially strange when you notice how affectionate he is in bed with you. Kisses your skin, holds you close, drinks you up like a man dying of thirst. For all his talk, his intimacy with you has been exactly that: Intimate.

💉 Don't kid yourself, though. He just got caught up in the heat of the moment and nothing more. Don't think about it too much.

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👄 making out headcanon for wesker please please please please pl

ease please please

👄 making out headcanon

Handsy handsy. Grabbing your jaw, grabbing you by the hips, fingers in your hair, pulling you by your shirt if you even have one on. Very commandeering, doesn't like to get too messy so tongue isn't his favorite but he'll slip it in from time to time.

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idk who needs to hear this but,,,every piece of fandom content you make should be self indulgent. you should be creating because it gives you happiness and nothing less. you aren't a machine meant to only give to other people. the enjoyment should always come before the validation.

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i want to write something for hunk..................

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Verdugo in Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)  

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i forgot that when you model swapped sherry for some reason it unlocks the firing rate of every weapon and just nearly passed out laughing

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Osmund Saddler in Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)

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Hello Stranga 💜

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power nap in the safe room 

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Say the line

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Helloo I just wanted to come by and say how much I loved ur recent merchant story (customer service) and was wondering if you'd ever considered perhaps writing any more on him? He is a criminally underrated character with no content whatsoever so. Thank you for your service 🫡

hii!! thank u sm for your message!! im very glad you liked it <3 and yes!! i have another merchant/reader fic in the works rn!! fortunately i am still very much in the middle of brainrot for him

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Resident Evil 4 [2023]