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fighting the motivation gods for a crumb of inspiration so i know where to start this shadow and bone fic OH MY GOD I HAVE AN IDEA WAIR

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IM SO LATE

thank you @lockes-woods for the tag <3

Last song: rule 34

Last book: The games gods play

Last game: Elden ring

Last movie: Now you see me

Last TV: Hannibal or blue lock i can't remember

Flavour: i'm good either way, but i constantly crave salt so maybe savoury

Relationship: Single, not exactly by choice? the dating pool in my area is not worth the headache

Last internet search: "is it legal to search an abandoned jewellery shop for left behind jewellery"

@angst-is-love-angst-is-life your turn :))

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ao3 went down for realsies this time guys- not to be twink who cried wolf or anything.

i'm totally normal about this and not having a mental breakdown over the cliffhanger i was just left on- definitely

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nvm my phone just had a fit and signed me out- the fic is acc locked

all is well and my work place will not be burnt to the ground today

YALL AO3 IS DOWN AND I WAS MID PERFECT FANIFC SERIES IM GOING TO BIBLICALLY CRASHOUT

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YALL AO3 IS DOWN AND I WAS MID PERFECT FANIFC SERIES IM GOING TO BIBLICALLY CRASHOUT

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i am about to say the wildest thing i've ever said on this app but there are some people that should never give head.

could you imagine will graham giving you that puppy eyes look from between your thighs?? gods forgive me cause the things i'd do to that man would land me in the deepest pits of the afterlife-

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the picrew is lore accurate (minus some scarring from childhood stupidity) and i am honored that the quiz thinks im attractive

thank you @lockes-woods for the tag, this was great fun

@babi-lamb @hannahbarberra162 your turn!

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to become an author is to become a god, but power is weary.

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if i can't off myself because my friend group has grown up and gotten thier own lives and relationships and whatever and left me behind, none of yall can off yourselves either.

if i gotta suffer you lot do too

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i am extremely tempted to reignite my old passion for writing fanfic, solely because there are not enough shanks fanfics and i think i've read through his entire ao3 tag

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forgot to update, sickness was in fact gone the next day (i'd been slowly dying for a week and was just getting worse)

can confirm, potato works

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will the potato end my sickness???

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THEY WOULD

Jessica: Why are Mike and Harvey sitting with their backs to each other ?

Donna: They had a fight.

Jessica: Then why are they holding hands ?

Donna: They get sad when they fight.

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i just watched this scene today and immediately screamed

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from what i understand, i can have an apology video with tears or good omens season 3 but i cannot have both.

now obviously i choose season 3, and pray that the ineffable husbands make up, but neil wHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

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has anyone else watched some random kids show and had the thought to just- take all the characters, throw the plot out and do it better? like it wouldn't be a kids show anymore but that plot is going to be better if it's the last thing i do