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DAWG IM LOSING MY MIND- I just found an animation on twt that has Pissa as Ena and the quote they used for Phil is giving my brain a certain itch, I'm going feral fr.
"I didn't choose Missa, Missa was chosen for me."
I'm trying to figure out where and WHEN he said because FUCK MY BRAIN RN IS ON FIRE- I'm shit at explaining anything but like- something about this just gets to me. 'Cause it's not wrong, the whole pairing things WAS in fact by chance, it was by chance, it was a full on GACHA within the adoption center, no one knew who they would be paired with- unless the whole thing was rigged by the feds then sweet mother of stars idek, it was all a fucking chance on who they would be taking care of an egg with.
They didn't choose each other, that's a fact, they were happy that they got paired because they could tell that they could rely and trust each other when it came to Chayanne, but the fact that they were absolute strangers from day one to the day where they lived in that beach house, just shows how far they've come. From; 'Oh cool, I'm paired with this person to take care of an egg, easy!' to;
'This reminds me of him' 'This is for him' 'We keep him in our memory' 'He'll come back/I' wanna go back' 'I trust him the most/He's the only one I can trust' 'I miss him' 'That's my husband'
It was never the same after a few days of being together and of months being separated- stars help me I haven no idea where the hell I'm going with this, they turn my brain into mush and all thoughts are jumbled and out the window. HELP. Just something about in Q!Phil's POV of Q!Missa being chosen FOR him, and that choice being something that changes him as you progress through the vods. How they perfectly compliment the other, the unyielding loyalty and trust, the strong belief that they would see each other again, would be together again, how they could've chosen someone else to be with but decide NO and chose each other, how that RANDOM chance of being paired changed both of them as they start their life on that island-- Something something over all this quote is driving me nuts! I hate words, I hate english, I don't have the vocabular intelligence to express the thoughts and feelings I am having because of this damn quote--!
Ough... I miss them. I'm sorry if none of this is making any sense but I just couldn't keep it in, I had to ramble out- this one animation has re-ignited my insanity over these cubitos and I am rattling the bars of my enclosure-
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Family vacation!
Now Missa is not just by himself at [inset location here]
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btw the katy perry/bezos' girlfriend/other four irrelevant billionaires 10 minute space stunt was not the first all female expedition no matter how much they try to market it as such. the first all female mission was in 1963 with soviet cosmonauts Valentina Tereshkova, Irina Solovyova and Valentina Ponomaryova - all three of which were working class and had to pass incredibly hard exams to be chosen from 400 potential candidates. just in case we started falling for the propaganda machine again
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I will say one thing, real quick . I know everyone seems to be extremely worried and disdainful, but I don't know how much you really need to be. There is just no way, after EVERYTHING that happened a year ago, that quackity would let this go nearly as badly. I cannot conceive of him doing everything exactly the same again, it sounds literally impossible. Don't forget as well - QSMP 2 was teased a year ago in the last event of the actual QSMP. Sounds like he's been working on it this whole time . A year of work seems like enough time to figure your shit out. And if I'm completely 100% wrong on this and it turns out whatever this is is just as bad as the first go around feel free to point and laugh at my optimism. I am just a little (very) drained to see so many people acting like a dictator has just been resurrected
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The fact that kids nowadays want ao3 to be censored— guys. Guys. Where is your sense of adventure? When I was 12, and homeschooled, and had unlimited internet access on my second hand laptop, all I felt upon discovering ao3 was unmitigated joy. A whole platform where people can be fucking weird and post toe-curling novel-length diatribes about ANYTHING. How beautiful is that?
And then you, the reader, can just jump in and post your own weird shit? And people might comment just to say “nice job!” Or “where the fuck is the next chapter” on your 20k coffee shop FNAF AU? Bro. Them’s the little things that make the internet worth anything.
Ao3 is so beautiful. I love scrolling past indescribably disturbing descriptions. I love knowing they have a place to be posted. I love knowing that, should I feel the urge to indulge, I can do so with no repercussions.
Mi familia. Mis amigos. Por favor. Take a step back and be grateful that not every facet of creativity has been locked behind an algorithm.
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i dunno about you guys but i'm excited for qsmp season 2 :) excited to see what q & the team have in store :D
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Phil: [To the tune of "Edge of the World"] We'll see if we die, we already died once for the sins of the Realm, nobody fcking cared, just like Jesus in the real world, he died for our sins then went to heaven–
Phil: Wh– if I go to heaven, can I beat up God to bring Techno back? Is that allowed? [Laughs] If I get to the gates, can I 1v1 God and then send Techno back? I think we need that as a treat, we deserve this.
Can't wait to see Phil and Technoblade 2v1 God
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[Image ID:
A cropped screenshot of a tweet by Twitch Support @/TwitchSupport with a quote retweet by Ph1LzA @/Ph1LzA.
Twitch Support's tweet reads “We’re implementing a 100 hr storage limit for Highlights & Uploads starting 4/19. This won’t apply to Past Broadcasts (VODs) or clips. Less than 0.5% of streamers exceed 100hrs & this content accounts for <0.1% of hours watched. Users will be notified.”
Phil’s quote retweet reads “welp... there goes over 6k hours of memories on @/Twitch 🙃”. Attached is a screenshot of Phil's Twitch video storage, which reads "Video Storage. Highlights & Uploads 6333h 56m / 100h. Storage Full. You can not create Highlights or Upload new content until you free up storage space. Please manage your content before April 19th, 2025 to avoid losing any content."
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Phil confirmed today on stream (1/29) that he has no intention to roleplay on The Realm. He just plans to chop logs and loot.
Of course, this *could* change in the future (he did not say this on stream but *did* say this at the very beginning of the server), but we shouldn't expect anything.
In other words Do Not Ask Or Pressure Him To Do Lore Things. If we get them, we get them. He said at the very beginning of the server he would ONLY do any lore/rp if he got ideas for himself.
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Just some Realm Philza. I used my old QSMP for reference with the ribbon.
I think him having leaves and sticks on him is kind of on brand right now. But I don't like his legs. I need to do something different, different shoes and/or trousers.
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the realm is already leagues better than qsmp purely bc there's more women
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Fit: You know, I've been just avoiding social media today, 'cuz here's the thing– You know, it's just- it's gonna be a non-stop stream of just misinformation and craziness, it's just better to just wait for the actual results rather than looking at polls and sht like that, you know? So it's just like– you know. Tune it out until the evening hours, anyways. I mean, we might not even know who wins until tomorrow. That's how it goes sometimes, so I guess we'll see what happens, you know?
Fit: That's right, we're distracting ourselves today, we're gonna do some fishing. We're gonna do some fishing, keep it simple, you know what I'm saying?
Fit: [Reading chat] Exactly, focus on what you can control, not what you can't control, am I right?
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Fit offers advice to everyone who's feeling election anxiety today.
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okay yeah the order is definitely HUGE. this is very interesting
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why does agatha sound exactly like how i always imagined richas speaking english LMAO
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okay but genuinely so happy for cellbo. it looks so cool <3 can't wait for phil to play it a literally die :D
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