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This was not approved by Castle.

THEY TOOK MY GUN I TURNED IT INTO A CANNONBALL LAUNCHER AND THEY TOOK MY GUN!!!!!!!!! THIS IS UNJUST AND UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy pride to all Cain Castle Employees.

Exorcists you do not have any time to join the celebrations as per usual. Enjoy rainbow colored rations for the duration of this month.

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Note not all exorcist facilities maintain the same standards of file storage. Please ask your local manager for the proper paperwork. If you are unable to acquire your paperwork you will receive a 1 scrip penalty each time you display a PDA.

I just met this girl and she stole my burger and hit me when I asked for compensation, I can't tell if she's flirting or bullying me.

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I long to join the trout.

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Also not allowed.

I long to join the trout.

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Please report any infestations to the proper channels.

I need a healthy outlet for this.

I FUCKING HATE DRIFTERS

Some kind of tentacle spider with a fair bit of living optical illusion mixed in has overtaken my sock drawer for one (1) second, just long enough to bite me, before vanishing.

You just can't predict these things. No logic, just chaos.

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Hello. It is pleasant to speak with a fellow user of Tension.

My question is why the pink.

Just. Why?

Ah!!! oh um, hi!! hello it's a pleasure to meet you I don't often work alongside others of my um - particular skills!! High mortality rate we usually get spread out a lot to keep as many people safe for as long as it's possible to do so you know how it goes you're like what CAT 3 I'm sure you've picked it up by now

But!! as for um. Why?? the pink?? mostly just because it makes me happy (❁´◡`❁)

I got a little. um. Overwhelmed a few years back and ended up with a couple of marks to show for it and while I usually just mask the eyes with some cute glasses or something the hair going stark white was actually like, kind of?? an oppertunity in disguise?? or so I try and think of it anyways it's. important. to keep stress low and moral high especially for Tension users like ourselves ehehe!!

So whennn my hair started growing in white, I uh. Put some of my scrip aside and filed for relaxed grooming guidelines so I could dye it ^-^ and it kind of became!! my signature colour!! other exorcists remember me by it even when they don't remember my name wait maybe I shouldn't actually-

um. but!! basically I just like it!! it's relaxing to redye too when I have downtime!! though it's been harder since my squad was reassigned...

but um!!! yea!!! yeah

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Good morning generic CAIN social media site!!! My name is Pallavi, and I'll be running this account for Humility (yes, the Virtue) (no, he doesn't know how to use a phone). His actual presence might be a bit sporadic since the Virtues are busy and he does have a pretty heavy freezing schedule. I'll let him say hi now, though!!!

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[A video taken inside fairly nice private quarters. The room is small but cozy, afforded plush furniture and a more hospitable paint job. The aesthetics of the room are firmly rooted in the 1920s, though simpler and plainer than the grandiose art deco that has come to exemplify the period. The ceiling of the room has clearly been raised, and the furniture scaled up considerably. Sitting at a table in a nicely-tailored CAIN uniform is a man about eight feet tall, so beautiful it's almost uncanny. His hands, for seemingly no reason, are clad in armored metal gauntlets. He has dark skin and long, graying locs pulled back in a neat half-ponytail. He waves awkwardly to the camera, clearly a little unsure.]

"Uh, hello! Miss Pallavi here has been telling me that getting out might do me some good, and I'm inclined to trust her wisdom. She hasn't led me astray yet."

"I'm Humility, CAIN's eighth Virtue. My High Blasphemy, Transgress, isn't exactly an easy one to sign up for, so I'd be surprised if many of the new kids have heard of me. I'll be happy to answer any questions you have. Within reason, of course."

[The phone shakes a bit, and the feed cuts out while Pallavi is in the process of lowering the phone.]

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Castle would like to remind all exorcists that they will not be compensated for the loss of material possessions.

The damages to exorcist possessions will be paid for by the owning Exorcist. That is all.

It hasn't even been 24 hours.

That was an original VW Polo you keyed.

I will find you.

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Before PDA please fill out the proper forms.

I just met this girl and she stole my burger and hit me when I asked for compensation, I can't tell if she's flirting or bullying me.

[caincastleofficial]

Noting this on your exorcist file.

I have been granted authorization to look over the up and coming exorcists who have been granted an online connection.

[Passant]

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I also docked my scrip.

I long to join the trout.

[caincastleofficial]

This was to the wrong account. This is not Cain Castle Approved. Exorcists may not join the Trout Population.

I long to join the trout.

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I long to join the trout.

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I would like to go on record that I've docked the scrip of everyone involved in this thread. Including me.

Guys Prudence kinda SUCKS

...Virtues don't have internal CAIN forum accounts right?

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This is not Cain Castle Approved.

I'm going to blow up this whole site and everyone in it

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Not yet. Castle is currently debating allowing Faith and Prudence to use the forums.

Guys Prudence kinda SUCKS

...Virtues don't have internal CAIN forum accounts right?