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*Peggy and Howard are in the middle of an argument*

Rose: Deck him Peggy!

*Daniel and Jarvis both stare at her*

Rose: What?!? He's a jerk!

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Howard: *enters room*

Peggy: No

Howard: I haven't even asked you anything yet

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Peggy Carter: Daniel, how did you find me?

Daniel Sousa: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered "now, who could that be?"

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Howard Stark: [about Dottie Underwood] I'm just saying that considering her messed up past and how she was trained, she could have turned out a lot worse.

Edwin Jarvis: You're right, Mr. Stark. Let's go find her and give her a medal. The Not-as-much-of-a-jerk-as-you-could-have-been Award.

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Daniel Sousa: This is one of those moments where I tell you something isn't a good idea and you ignore me, isn't it?

Peggy Carter: You're learning, Daniel. Slowly, but you're learning.

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Peggy Carter: Howard, are you sure about this?

Howard Stark: Have I ever let you guys down?

Peggy Carter: All the time.

Howard Stark: What?!

Daniel Sousa: You're very unreliable...

Peggy Carter: It's like one of the hallmarks of your personality.

Howard Stark: Are you not remembering all the times I've been awesome?!

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Howard Stark: You know, it's at times like this that I really wish I'd listened to what Peggy told me.

Jarvis: Why, what did Ms. Carter tell you?

Howard Stark: I don't know, I didn't listen!

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Daniel Sousa: You took advice from Underwood?

Jack Thompson: It's called hitting rock bottom, Sousa.

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Howard Stark: Peggy, before you say no-

Peggy Carter: No.

Howard Stark: But you haven't heard it yet.

Peggy Carter: I'm sticking with no.

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Farewell, Peggy! Farewell...what're their names again? Whatever, you know who you are!

Dottie while fleeing the SSR

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Peggy Carter: Hello, Dottie. Make anybody cry today?

Dottie Underwood: Sadly no, but it's only 4:30.

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Jack Thompson: I think she's finally starting to like me.

Peggy Carter: [from another room] No, I'm not.

Jack Thompson: *whispers* I'm wearing her down.

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Daniel Sousa: So, this plan Peggy cam up with will work, right?

Jarvis: She said to tell you, quote, "Absolutely. Probably. Maybe."

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Jack Thompson: You have made a grave mistake.

Peggy Carter: We have made grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out.

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Rose: [before becoming an agent of the SSR] Is there health insurance?

Chief Sousa: There's the opposite of health insurance. There's health endangerment, if anything.

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Chief Sousa: You know those days when you're just like 'this might as well happen'.

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Peggy: I hate to say "I told you so"...

Howard: No, you don't. You would marry "I told you so" and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.