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eyeshield 21 is so peak i wish american football was a real sport 💔
#eyeshield 21 is so good because it’s as ridiculous a manga as american football is a sport#yes i did learn about american football from reading the manga no i refuse to learn anything more about it#choosing to believe you really can spontaneously turn into a ghost if you play amefuto and are also very fast#those mfs will pull out plays with names like 'Odin Parade' or 'Ares Javelin' and all they do is take one step to the left.#this is a callout tag for Devil Bat Fourth Dimension.#i have gripes with the final match but overall? banger + one of the best sports manga i've read yet#hiruma is genuinely one of those characters i can say are certified crazy love that guy#sena’s 5 foot 1 ass is out here running for his life from guys tall enough to audition as skyscrapers#akaba is just so funny to me. he has everything needed to be the coolest mf alive and he actively chooses to be a loser. legend.#anyway eyeshield 21 is peak and the art is gorgeous yusuke murata is my GOAT#eyeshield 21#sena kobayakawa#kobayakawa sena#akaba hayato#hayato akaba#my art#fanart#art#digital art#doodle dump#doodle#sketch#don't repost or hiruma will hunt you down to make you join the amefuto team#that last sketch is a wip btw so watch out for that post when I finish it in 1-2 business years#i was gonna add a '(character's) a real one' tag to the end but I realised half the cast is viable for that position#the real draw of eyeshield 21 is how good the characters are#fuck agon though hate that guy#he's well written i just hate him as a person
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jeon wonwoo is such a good gamer that he speedran going to the military
#jeon wonu biggest dinonara confirmed (enlisted early to use dino’s electric razor)#i didnt get the news until today sorry guys i’m a fake fan 😔#first fanart since last year and it’s a meme about the fandom getting got by an enlistment notice#im sorry i just find this so funny#carats: hoshi’s enlisting soon this is so sad 😞😢😢😭#pledis: [NOTICE] it's SEVENTEEN WONWOO with the steel chair ‼️‼️#jeon wonwoo#jeon wonu#hoshi#kwon soonyoung#my art#fanart#comic#seventeen#svt#svt fanart#seventeen fanart#i hope everyone’s doing well lmfao we’re doing this 2 more times this year#woozi you’ve got the chance to do the funniest thing (enlist before hoshi too)#i can’t even say that those mfs will do it for real if they think it’d be funny#if anyone's wondering i'm doing fine-ish because i'm a minghao stan#that man is exempt but he's injured so often that all his injury recovery time adds up to 2 years of service anyways#do you think wonwoo will pick up a gun and internally go “wow... just like overwatch...”#tag urself which caratbong are you#don’t repost or. or uh. please.#no watermark or signature so if you're dead set on reposting somewhere else please at least credit me
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they're matching costumes.
#personal headcanon that yomiel never dresses up for halloween because nothing can top the getup he wears on the daily#also my personal belief that sissel and yomiel went into halloween 100% confident in their “costumes” and saw zero problems with them at al#nothing can break the bond between a dead man and his dead cat#this is perhaps the stupidest looking cat ive ever drawn in my life there is ZERO thought going on behind those eyes#jowd is gumshoe because obviously but also it was the only costume he agreed to wear because “he's a detective? i'm a detective.”#lynne is luffy because nigh invincible + looney tunes ahh situations + untamed appetite + i think they'd be friends :)#ghost trick#ghost trick phantom detective#ghost trick spoilers#jowd#lynne#sissel#yomiel#ghost trick sissel#ghost trick lynne#ghost trick jowd#detective jowd#my art#fanart#art#comic#coloredart#halloween 2024#at this point im just not putting a signature or watermark because i like how the final products look cleaner without#but don’t repost or you're gonna be the one without a good costume next#every year i fulfill my ghost trick post quota (1) by making the unfunniest joke known to mankind and releasing it on halloween#ignore yomiel's veiny ass hands it's just another personal hc
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my favourite genre of seventeen is when they're straight up lying
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#quite possibly the funniest still in the entire episode#“he's not that scary” with THREE WHOLE PEOPLE ON THE COUNTER#this is like the funniest episode of gose we've gotten in a while#gose writers understand the series and the medium so much they always know and commit to the funniest bit possible#i could write an essay on the going seventeen horror specials and how the writers subvert/evolve the going original episodes#the exit pass part of the episode was peak btw#i had to cross-reference their outfits + the next few camera angles + voices to figure out who the two crouched in front of jeonghan were#so if that wasn't them. rip.#seventeen#svt#going seventeen#gose#wonwoo#junhui#jeonghan#my art#fanart#art#comic#no watermark it's been 3 months since I've touched this account I forgor#dont repost or dk will start his 5 step donald duck zombie routine and you will not be able to escape.#i also need yall to know. when jun was zombie-talking to the exit pass people. he sounded like an angry bird.
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what if shino… but Poncho….
#turning shino into the ultimate artist’s dream: no human anatomy despite being human#i’ll give him a skirt next and get rid of the need to draw legs entirely (threat)#i get they were ninja but look me in the eyes and tell me Petty Bitch Drama Queen Supreme shino aburame wouldn’t have a cape.#y’all get a glimpse of shino’s eyes. as a treat.#you could consider this shino on a mission in suna but i just like these kinds of jackets#shino in suna (watched the ninja version of The Mummy): where the flesh-eating scarab babes at#tall bastard.#naruto#aburame shino#shino aburame#shino#my art#fanart#doodle#don't repost or you get got by the scarabs next
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On the idea of Theseus's Ship: in the end, it's still his, isn't it? It was known as Theseus's, and it will continue to be known as Theseus's.
Even after he has returned to the ground which grew the wood of the hammer used to nail the ship's frame, Even after generations of new wood have rotted and the sails are rags clinging to threads, Even after millennia,
it will still be Theseus's Ship.
Thank you for bringing us home.
Goodnight, Phosphophyllite.
#have a pleasant eternity#it’s over… it’s so over…..#GOODNIGHT HOUSEKI NO KUNI 🫡🫡🫡#*clenches fist* happy series finale everyone#Curse of Binding on the hnk countdown twitter acc has been lifted... but at what cost.......#houseki no kuni#hnk#hnk fanart#land of the lustrous#lotl#lotl fanart#phosphophillyte#houseki no kuni phos#hnk phos#lotl phos#hnk spoilers#lotl spoilers#art#my art#fanart#there's no signature bc i tried adding one and it ruined the faux manga panel look i was going for#but this isn't a real panel from hnk#held off on posting this one before 108 dropped so people won't mistake it for leaks#if i see it making the rounds on pinterest as a “panel from ch 108” i might actually laugh myself into the ER#thank you ichikawa#goodnight pitapat#welcome home#edited to include more thoughts#because if i had to cry over hnk in class nearly a week after it ended#then you’re all coming down with me
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i am so normal about hnk
#gem hair gem hair gem hair gem ha#107 killed something inside me and i'm afraid i'll never get it back#drawn pre-107#you can still see the innocence in their eyes...#no phos don't stay awake during the winter oh no they can't hear me their ears got shattered by another sunspot#houseki no kuni#hnk#hnk fanart#land of the lustrous#lotl#houseki no kuni phos#hnk phos#art#fanart#my art#doodle#i got new markers recently can you tell#dont repost or it’s you who’ll be theseus’s ship-d next
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rough sketch of the winged lion to familiarise myself with drawing big cats
#i regret to inform you all that reference photos really do help you draw better (gets pelted by tomatoes)#was doing some lion studies in preparation for a drawing for the eldritch laios au#yes it was the demon vs eldritch monster kaiju battle#the eyes in the corner are the different ways ryoko kui drew the winged lion's eyes#anyways personally i think we were robbed of more winged lion going apeshit#this one’s to all you monsterfuckers.#ignore the fucked up hand(s) i didnt have an eraser with me#winged lion#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi spoilers#dummeshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#art#my art#fanart#doodle#sketch#not sure if i should tag delicious in dungeon or not bc i dont wanna spoil the anime onlys#i’ll leave that up to you all#no watermark or signature this is a study sketch#dont repost this is literally my drawing studies it’s a little sketch for practice#if you're a follower and you're eyeing the difference between my other stuff and this all i have to say to defend myself is:#illustration student.#btw i adore people adding their own tags and commentary in the notes like Go Babes !!! you might be rambling but so am i !!!!!
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pov: you’re wonwoo in the nana tour mafia game, facing down the rest of the survivors (who were apparently hit by apollo’s dodgeball as the game started)
+ bonus juncat from an earlier version of this doodle

#im convinced minghao and hoshi unlocked their third eyes#the fact that both minghao and hoshi predicted the three mafia members in round 1 was insane.#then again it’s SVT brand insane so.#that practice round was insane too like wtf was that 😭#seventeen are really lucky but only when it comes to mafia#50/50 on if it’s the civilians or the mafias that get the luck though.#SVT have a 100% accuracy rate in mafia but only in round 1 and they’re nerfed by their own hubris#if they all just stopped arguing so much the civilians would win every time 😭😭😭#seventeen#svt#nana tour#fanart#doodle#art#my art#the8#minghao#xu minghao#hoshi#kwon soonyoung#dk#svt dk#dokyeom#lee seokmin#juncat#wen junhui#moon junhui#no watermark or signature. i forgor.#it’s a shitty 7 min doodle why would you even steal.
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got caught up with the hnk countdown twitter account today and the panel where bortz tells dia that they don't care about fighting and like raising jellyfish better is still the funniest panel of the manga
#this is like the equivalent of a midwestern farmer looking up and seeing a ufo#it's been centuries/millenia do you think bortz just forgot what a sunspot looked like at some point#the panel in question is from @HousekiCount's Jan 11 2024 (79 days since hiatus) post btw#hnk fans how's the drought going for yall#bortz got therapy and stopped to touch grass while dia went to space and was idolised into an even more severe inferiority complex#in a less dire post-moon universe bortz would’ve left dia’s manic battle speech on read or replied with a 👍#bortz @ the jellyfish: fucking superb you funky little guys#do you think they marvel at how squishy the jellyfish are because their old routine was just fighting and sleeping#im so obsessed with bortz's short hair. i cannot emphasise it enough i find it so hdlahdsllsks#this was inspired by meme nova's entrance in terminalmontage's 'something about kirby super star animated' video#imagine the music slowly getting louder as the sunspot gets closer.#bortz#houseki no kuni bortz#hnk bortz#houseki no kuni#hnk#hnk fanart#land of the lustrous#lotl#lotl fanart#hnk spoilers#my art#fanart#art#doodle#comic#dont repost or you're getting thrown in the pool as jellyfish chow
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stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.
#people meeting the touden party for the first time: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH#falin: he don't bite :)#to some people he's so incomprehensible that he circles right back around to being some white guy#izutsumi joining and properly seeing laios: you're seeing that thing right. i can't be hallucinating you're seeing this shit too right.#marcille and chilchuck who just see some dude: yea it's just our token male tallman#nothing changes in the first half of dungeon meshi except falin didn't die but laios ate the red dragon and thistle forcibly kicks them out#the second half of the story is everyone desperately trying to hide laios from the canaries#while the man himself wanders off to hunt for winged lion meat#kabru: ok so hear me out. the touden party aren't hiding anything haha no falin's brother goes to another dungeon.#but theoretically if he was in the dungeon right now and he was also an ancient eldritch monster capable of eating the world what would u d#mithrun: ...there's another touden?#the winged lion is fucking terrified of laios. the winged lion does not know if eldritch monsters can eat demons.#the winged lion is about to find out.#finale of this au is a kaiju battle between the demon and laios#laios#laios touden#laios thorden#falin touden#falin thorden#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#my art#fanart#art#doodle#don't repost or your tibia is going in the broth next
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"How would we go about defeating a demon?"
"Any flesh that has been eaten and digested by other living things loses any of its individual identity. In this dungeon, where the line between life and death has been blurred... that seems to me to be the only clear and obvious rule."
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios#laios touden#my art#fanart#art#sketch#laios if he was 3% more insane#aka the au where laios eats the winged lion by devouring the entire dungeon. starting with kensuke.#this was how i thought the climax was gonna go while i was reading#i was like around the mithrus backstory chapter and Everything Started Clicking#'become a demon to kill a demon' ynno. eat or be eaten#maybe it's the houseki no kuni brainrot but i fully expected some sort of Theseus Ship with laios's humanity vs the demon he's consuming#as in like 'wow eating a demon has consequences. such as turning into a demon.'#tying right back into the falin-chimera parallel and his whole thing with wanting to be a monster#btw laios gets hungrier the more he eats parts of the demon until he reaches that 40% capacity in canon. do with that what you will.#anyways i just saw the JRPG tropes (adventurer party/chosen one/dungeon crawler) and assumed it'd end like a JRPG as well (killing god)#i just have a lot of thoughts. can you tell i finished the manga in less than 24 hours.#rip kensuke i was suspicious of you til the very end#dont repost or senshi will use your kneecaps for a broth#dungeon meshi fanart#dungeon meshi spoilers#his pose is based on the ch91 'desire eater' pose btw that panel (specifically the coloured version) fundamentally changed something in me.
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he makes this joke every time.
#sissel#yomiel#ghost trick#ghost trick phantom detective#ghost trick spoilers#art#my art#fanart#comic#halloween 2023#bad horrible pun this joke has to have been done to death already#you wouldn't believe how long it took me do to the ghost world on god#all done in the mac equivalent of ms paint btw. yes those transparent people were painstakingly drawn by hand.#sissel thinks he's hilarious but it's not like anyone can see his jokes. his talent is being WASTED.#there's a reason sissel is purple yes.#the kids go “nice costume” to yomiel every time. he's not wearing a costume.#depending on when you think this takes place it's absolutely hilarious#pre-canon? dead man answering the door (interrupted from plans of revenge) and getting his fashion sense annihilated by preschoolers.#post-canon? catsitter forced by wife to go answer the door and getting verbally destroyed by kids because she knew it'd be funny#deserve#no watermark or signature because i forgot again. and because it'd look out of place#the big brain play is to make a joke so bad they won't wanna steal and reupload your stuff anywhere#took off the halloween tag bc there are GT spoilers
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skykids are some funky little creatures
#sky cotl#sky children of the light#skykid#my art#fanart#doodle#art#skykid customization can be so funky#skykids in general are so funky#my skykid is currently dressed like they’re a yakuza thug about to ask you for protection money#the fact that i can dress them like that is hilarious#crab emote best emote#had my roommates pick the cosmetics via random number selection#sorry to my ingame friends who mightve seen me cycle through 7 different looks for references#i forgor the signature again…
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team big jacket
#inuzuka kiba#kiba inuzuka#hyuuga hinata#hinata hyuuga#aburame shino#shino aburame#naruto#team 8#team 8 naruto#my art#fanart#doodle#art#FINALLY... ART THAT'S NOT MADE IN MAC MS PAINT#*AND* A SIGNATURE#anyways i love team big jacket with all of my heart and i apologise profusely for leaving both akamaru and kurenai out#i had so much fun with kiba's smug ass it was great#hinata's hair was also really fun to draw#but if she looks like she's staring into space then That's Them Byakugans Baby!#i wanted to finally draw shino as the looming cryptid that he rightfully is.#glasses being comically large to make it look like he has bug eyes + messy hair like insect fuzz... it's all coming together#PROFUSE apologies for the shit image quality i'm sure you know the struggle of scanning drawings using a phone app#expect more of these pencil drawings. probably also on lined paper because i like to doodle. My Bad.#something something good workspace environment breeds motivation
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the primordial desire to fight a krill is at the top of maslow’s hierarchy of needs
#sky children of the light#sky cotl#sky cotl krill#my art#fanart#art#comic#sky memes#meme redraw#sand guardian vine#had this one cooking since 2019#if i continue the metaphor then i came back to the kitchen after it was deep cleaned and the food on the pan was gone#it took a 2 hour flight for me to revive it via basic phone drawing app#anyways go play sky.#travelling spirit soon. you know you want cosmetics.#krills have no soul and i would fight one with my bare hands if they weren’t invincible#A SIGNATURE! FINALLY! IT’S BAD BUT IT’S FUNCTIONAL#dont repost or you’ll be buried in sand next.#drew sky memes on a plane. couldn’t be closer to the source material if i tried
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the nonbinary slay.
#bortz#hnk bortz#houseki no kuni bortz#fanart#my art#art#doodle#it’s them… the gender fluid#(gemder fluid)#hnk is great because you’ve got every flavour of enby#ichikawa such a chad for giving bortz both extremely long and incredibly short hair. she gets me#gem hair this time was super fun to draw. even if it took 30 minutes of me deleting sections.#opacity 70% my beloved#i tried adding a watermark but my phone handwriting was so ugly i had to take it off#drawn on iphone#the freeform app if you’re curious#the fill in tool is what i used to draw the hair. it’s very fun.#houseki no kuni#hnk#land of the lustrous
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