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candace flynn is THE most teenage girl character of all time. she is at level 100 anxiety 24/7. she shows her love for her brothers by trying to get them in trouble constantly. her neck is as long as her forearm. she features on a blues album after having an allergic reaction. she has a shrine to her boyfriend in her room. she can't live without her phone. she has a panic room in the basement. she plays 20 instruments that all start with the letter B. she read all of sherlock holmes in one night. she's seen their platypus running around as a secret agent more than once, assumed she was hallucinating each time, and moved on with her life while telling no one. she likes wrestling video games. she was rutabaga princess. she has a billion people to email memes to but when she's trying to think of friends she can only think of four people and one of them is her mom. most animals hate her except monkeys. she invented grilled cheese flavored ice cream. she pretended to be irish for a week. she's autistically obsessed with her universe's version of barney. she writes marvel fanfiction. she does parkour. there's an entire archive of her voice actress screaming just in case her voice ever gave out while recording. she sees her brothers build time machines and rollercoasters every day but doesn't believe in santa. when she starts scheming the wicked witch of the west theme starts playing in the background. she was elected queen of mars. she won a "mayor for the day" essay competition. there's a random person in town who's been avoiding her to the point she doesn't know he exists. she learned how to parallel park by driving a monster truck. she thinks the plural of moose is "meese." she tracks her mom with a GPS. she doesn't know her little brother's full name. she's scared of heights, spiders, and the number seven. when her boyfriend told her he'd call "soon" she started doing complex math to try and figure out when exactly that would be. her first thought upon seeing her royal doppelganger was to go to the laundromat and fill all the dryers with cheese. she earned 50 not-girl-scout patches in one day through sheer determination. she can run fast enough to catch up to moving cars. she can sense when ground is broken in the backyard and when people are judging her. one time she got her face caught in the sink. her brothers carved her into mount rushmore. every now and again a magical zebra appears, calls her kevin, and then disappears again. she killed 99% of an alien invasion with a t-shirt cannon. in an alternate universe she's leading a regime-destroying resistance at the age of 15. she's being accidentally gaslit every day of her life.

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concept: when they’re in high school, melissa organizes a school-wide flash mob to ‘chop away at my heart’ in order to ask zack to prom

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look all i’m saying is y’all will sit and eat up kink fics about your favorite fictional men, but the second a woman portrays that exact same thing y’all are up in arms and clutching your pearls. i promise you sabrina looking sexy and doing kinky things on main isn’t what’s setting us back, that’d be our government.

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may be too niche but caitlyn kiramman to me is so amy santiago

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hehe winter holidays happy new year i guess

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my biggest mistake ever was believing arcane was just another show that was gonna be good but ultimately forgettable

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and i’d like to give a special shoutout to bisexuals who are losers

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x

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the way that they look at eachother

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"should we name it shourtney" ANGELA THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE

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who said the delusions stop at shourtney marriage? it's time to be delusional thinking brianna boho & the chosen canonically dating? what about gerald cakes & the bystander? what happened next with the girl & the bakugan dude?

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“its so wonderful to be married to my best friend” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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tummy hurts 😔

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im genuinely so sorry for my mutuals because this has got me going insane. sorry to all the 2022 ppl who followed me for total drama content this situation has just got me going feral

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their marriage genuinely doesn’t feel real to me because its so perfect. like every photo is the sweetest thing ever and their whole story is just so cute. i expect a hallmark romcom to come from this.