caitlynnkiramman

[caitlynnkiramman]

Caitlyn, you think a badge makes you untouchable. You think a rifle in your hands means you’re in control. But you can’t shoot what you can’t see, and you can’t stop what you don’t understand. You chase shadows, but one day, they’ll chase back. And when that day comes, it won’t be you paying the price—it’ll be the people behind you, the ones who think you can protect them. You can miss a shot, but you can’t afford to miss me.

— Darius Gravesbane

Watch your tongue. I will protect the people, no matter what. And I will never miss a shot, for your information.

[caitlynnkiramman]

Um.. my apologies.

Sharks are fascinating. I like them.

What ISN'T fascinating is becoming a dictator or a cultist. Don't do that, people.

[caitlynnkiramman]

No! No.

Sharks are fascinating. I like them.

What ISN'T fascinating is becoming a dictator or a cultist. Don't do that, people.

[caitlynnkiramman]

☝️

Sharks are fascinating. I like them.

What ISN'T fascinating is becoming a dictator or a cultist. Don't do that, people.

[caitlynnkiramman]

Sharks are fascinating. I like them.

What ISN'T fascinating is becoming a dictator or a cultist. Don't do that, people.

[caitlynnkiramman]

IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER??

so…just wanted to point out that you literally stared at cait’s ass in front of her mother one time. how do you feel about that

your point is? girl can’t enjoy the view??

[caitlynnkiramman]

Opinion on maddie?

I can't put it into words. To me, she is:

☹️😭💥

[caitlynnkiramman]

NEVER step foot in Noxus 😭😭🙏 Or else you're getting cooked in that classic Noxian style bro 💯

-Noxian Guard

I never planned on stepping foot in Noxus, thanks.

[caitlynnkiramman]

Hey! update:

jinx wants therapy but she has no money, I told her we'd pay. by we I mean you because I am unemployed.

The baby is actually babies because it's twins!! so there's an even higher chance we get to name a baby jayce!

one of the jayces is pregnant, I told him he should name it Vi

my therapist keeps looking at me weird when I tell them about my childhood so I've stopped going

I made a new friend! i don't know his name but he stole a ton of stuff for me.

-@vifromtheundercity

- Vi, I'm not going to pay 100% of your little sister's therapy. Please find a job to split the bills.

- ... oh my god. TWINS? Maybe they can be Jayce and Jinx if it's a boy and a girl. But what if it isn't a boy and a girl? And can we name them after my parents? Middle names if necessary.

- How is Jayce pregnant? Is he trans or is this some kind of genetic mutation?

- Go back to therapy. You are there for a reason.

- I have nothing to say about your new friend.

[caitlynnkiramman]

Can I blow you up

... No, actually. Absolutely not.

[caitlynnkiramman]

ever considered steppig down?

No. I have not and will not.

[caitlynnkiramman]

Yes. It's pink and not blue, so it's not me.

Have a cupcake for your struggles.

🧁

oh, thank you! @caitlynnkiramman is it ok if i eat this?

[caitlynnkiramman]

Whats it like being a commander?

It's demanding, but I enjoy the job.

Working in the military is stressful more often than not.

[caitlynnkiramman]

... YAY! Mini Jayce!

So, I heard you're calling the baby Jayce? :)

- Jayce Talis

Maybe it'll be his middle name. It's definitely not going to be his first name.

[caitlynnkiramman]

Are you a General? Captain? Dictator? Commander? Director?

I'm a Commander. I am not a dictator.

[caitlynnkiramman]

Yes, sure.

So, I heard you're calling the baby Jayce? :)

- Jayce Talis

Maybe it'll be his middle name. It's definitely not going to be his first name.

[caitlynnkiramman]

I'll consider it.

So, I heard you're calling the baby Jayce? :)

- Jayce Talis

Maybe it'll be his middle name. It's definitely not going to be his first name.