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only whore-ish thoughts in my mind atm 🧎♀️
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"what did students do before chatgpt?" well one time i forgot i had a history essay due at my 10am class the morning of so over the course of my 30 minute bus ride to school i awkwardly used by backpack as a desk, sped wrote the essay, and got an A on it.
six months later i re-read the essay prior to the final exam, went 'ohhhh yeah i remember this', got a question on that topic, and aced it.
point being that actually doing the work is how you learn the material and internalize it. ChatGPT can give you a short cut but you won't build you the the muscles.
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ps central · event 38 · costume appreciation REBECCA FERGUSON AS LADY JESSICA dune and dune part two — primary colours
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Hearing Julia Louis-Dreyfus say “good girl” has altered my brain chemistry and worsened the milf obsession
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me: I write for myself, not validation
also me after posting a fic *refreshes ao3 every five minutes*
(two things can be true)
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A New Addiction
You've known Agatha for awhile now but when you start working with her, feelings start to develop
Word count: 3.8k
Warnings: oral sex, service bottom reader, caffeine addiction, praise kink, bit of an oral fixation, age gap
A/N: This is super specific and entirely self-indulgent lmao
It’s a stupid crush.
Harmless. Futile. Foolish.
You’ve known her for years. She’s friends with your mom. And now, she’s your much older co-worker.
Well, kind of your co-worker. You’re just helping out on the side. It’s the swimming unit for the Physical Education classes at the high school you went to and you’re lifeguarding after graduating college just to make some extra cash.
Which means getting to hang out on the pool deck with Agatha Harkness for two weeks.
The crush sort of came out of nowhere. You’d never really thought of her in that way, and you’re not sure when things changed.
Maybe it was when she asked you deep questions when it was just the two of you sitting there and she actually listened. Maybe it was when she teased you about trying an energy drink for the first time and getting hooked immediately and still encouraging you. Maybe it was when she told you that you were funny a few days ago.
But you can’t stop thinking about her now and the way she tilts her sunglasses down to look at you with those bright blue eyes and the way she tosses her long dark hair over her shoulder and the way she nudges you when you say something cheeky but then smirks wickedly to dish it right back at you.
It’s becoming a slight problem, how you always want to be with her. How the class periods that she has free just drag by and you count down the minutes until you might be able to see Agatha again. How you would do anything just to have her attention on you, even though you know logically that she’ll never like you back like that.
But Agatha brings you an energy drink on Monday, tsking when your eyes light up and you immediately reach for it when she gives it to you in the office.
“You are so addicted,” she sighs with a chuckle when you hand it back to her because you can’t open the can. Agatha easily pops it open, nails painted a deep red that contrasts nicely with her pale skin, and she holds eye contact as she takes a sip right from the opening of it. She’s wearing shorts that show off her long legs and a light blue shirt and you can’t stop your gaze from wandering down her body.
She gives it back to you and you try to ignore the fact that your lips are touching the spot that hers just did.
“And yet, you’re just giving me more,” you say, grinning. “You like it.”
Agatha snorts. “And you’re crazy.”
You take a long swig and swish the liquid around your mouth. She watches, pupils dilating just slightly. When she looks at you like that, you think she must feel something for you.
It looks like she’s going to say something else, but she doesn’t—she just smirks knowingly and picks up her clipboard before walking out and to the pool deck.
This is her easiest class: not a lot of kids and they’re all strong swimmers. Which means you get to just hang out with her.
You walk with her up and down the deck, mindlessly chatting about your weekends and how the kids are doing while swimming. Agatha’s lips quirk up each time you lift the can to your mouth and you pretend not to notice, but you can’t help laughing.
She makes you feel so free.
When the kids are done swimming and they have free time to play around in the pool, you and Agatha sit next to each other in chairs by the diving well. You take off your shirt, revealing your sensible one-piece just to get some sun, and you think you hear her breath hitch.
It’s hard to ignore the warm feeling spreading through you as you feel her eyes raking over you.
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She walks with you up to the cafeteria during lunch and you’re hoping you can snag something to eat.
You have a second energy drink in your hands and Agatha keeps making fun of you for it.
“One day, your heart is going to explode,” she says while shaking her head fondly.
Lifting the can to your lips, you smile into it before taking a short sip. “What can I say? I get addicted to things way too easily. I just can’t stop thinking about them.”
There’s a look in Agatha’s eyes, like she knows that what you really can’t stop thinking about is her.
The cafeteria is crowded when you get there. You open the door and hold it open for Agatha, who breezes past you with a quick “Thank you.”
It’s easier to hang back, so you do. But Agatha pushes through the crowd to get food and she comes back a few minutes later to raise an eyebrow at you.
“Are you getting something?”
You gesture at the line of kids standing there.
Agatha huffs. “Go up there and get something. Do you need me to hold your hand?”
Turning out your bottom lip mockingly into an exaggerated pout, you nod, wondering what she’ll do.
She grabs your hand from where it was limply resting on your waist and squeezes it. “Be brave and go get some food.”
But then Agatha drops your hand and you’re almost disappointed. You nod and she claps you on the shoulder before you push through the kids to pick up a paper plate with pasta on it.
When you come back, she’s still waiting for you and she buys your food for you. You don’t really know why she’s being so nice but you mumble a “thank you” and she smirks before waving you along.
A few girls from her class catch you both as you’re walking back to the office and you finish your pasta while they talk to her. After you throw your plate away, she hands you the rest of her food without saying a word to you.
Once again, you have to pretend not to care that your mouth is eating from the same fork that hers was.
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You’re back on the deck with Agatha. It’s only her class in the pool—just how you like it. It means it’s just the two of you, no other coaches around.
One of her students, a girl with light brown hair and black suit, is talking to you about boy drama she’s having, trying to stall having to get in the pool.
Agatha laughs when you say something snarky and you try to ignore the way your clit pulses. Your hands are slightly trembling, a remnant of all the caffeine you’ve drank today, and you can feel Agatha’s eyes on you again.
“All right, Jess, you need to go swim,” Agatha says and Jess looks at you pleadingly but you tilt your head toward her coach in agreement.
She sighs but finally goes to jump in the pool and catches up with her friends. The air is thick with something now that she’s gone and it’s just you and Agatha.
“How is your love life?” Agatha asks and you stiffen before trying to seem casual. You pick at your nails while she leans over the side of her chair. “Any guys?”
That makes you snort and you turn to look at her. “I’m not really into guys,” you rasp, voice suddenly deeper.
She picks up her sunglasses and rests them on top of her head, surveying you. Her blue eyes seem to pierce right through you, and although it’s really hot outside, you shiver.
What is she going to say?
All Agatha does is hum and drop her glasses back down onto her nose and you bite your lip at the silence.
Should you continue that conversation? Tell her about your failed relationships? Ask her about her love life?
“That’s good to know,” she says finally and you stare straight ahead at the pool and hope that she thinks your flush is just from the temperature.
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Agatha brings you another energy drink the next morning and you think you get more of a high from her than you do from the caffeine. She’s wearing a green tank top and khaki shorts and you want to get on your knees for her.
She opens your drink for you again and takes a sip before you can.
It’s like she wants you to think about kissing her. Like she wants you to imagine it.
“I hate this type of schedule,” you say. The kids have only their even class periods today, whereas yesterday, they had their odd.
She smirks and steals the can from you again to take another sip before handing it back. Her fingers brush against yours and there’s droplets on her lip that you want to lick off. “Is it because you don’t get to see me as much?”
It is. She only has one class out in the pool on days like this. You like the other coaches well enough, but none of them give you the rush that Agatha does.
“Totally,” you answer sarcastically so she thinks you’re joking.
Agatha taps your chin with a knowing look and you think she must know a lot more than she lets on. “Don’t get too bored without me.”
“I could say the same thing to you,” you quip and are delighted when she winks at you.
She takes a step closer to you and the air gets tighter around you. All you can think about is her leaning in and kissing you slowly.
But she doesn’t.
Agatha just gives you a crooked smile and walks out to get her class and you trudge to the pool deck for over an hour of boredom.
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“How was it?” Agatha asks when you collapse into a chair in her office after the first period of the day. You’re sweating already, even though it’s still early in the morning, and the sleeves on your shirt are rolled up, baring your shoulders.
You groan and wipe your forehead. “Those boys are the worst. And you weren't there.”
She laughs and it’s music to your ears. “I’ll be there next period, don’t worry.”
It pulls a smile onto your face and she holds your stare for a second. There’s something different about the way she’s looking at you and talking to you. Like there’s a closeness now that wasn’t there before.
Agatha doesn’t act like this with anyone else, at least not that you’ve noticed. She doesn’t share drinks casually with anyone else like she does with you.
It has to mean something, right?
Your hand is trembling again against the desk. No surprise after downing the drink and you can slowly feel yourself start to come down from the high.
She abruptly slides back in her chair and stands up. You look up in surprise and she puts her hand on top of your shaky one.
“I need something from the equipment room. Come with me?” she asks, but it’s not really a question.
And you’d never say no anyway.
Her office is connected to the gym and she leads you into the storage room on the other side. It’s big and filled with carts of footballs and basketballs and volleyballs and hula hoops hang on the walls and big physio balls are stacked on top of shelves. It smells musty but it doesn’t take long to adjust to it.
Agatha walks back and forth like she’s looking for something and you don’t get in the way; you stand to the side and run your hands through the line of jump ropes hanging.
You accidentally catch one of them with your fingertips and end up pulling about six onto the floor.
Before even thinking about it, you sink to your knees to pick them up.
Agatha stops in front of you and you just look up at her, dropping the ropes in your hands back onto the floor. It feels like everything goes even quieter than it was before. Can she hear you breathing? You can hear yourself and you don’t know if it’s really as ragged as you think it is.
Her eyes are dark as she peers down at you and something just feels right about this.
She must want you too.
She has to like you too.
Agatha swallows, strangely and uncharacteristically affected, and reaches out to brush a strand of hair back behind your ear. It’s gentle and you almost shiver. Your mouth is watering.
You could make her feel so good right now. Your clit pulses at the thought.
Neither of you have moved.
Will you just stay like this until the bell rings and then pretend that nothing happened?
But then she clears her throat and your eyes dart up to watch her lips move. “You look good like this,” she says, thick and hot and you let out a strangled gasp.
Your hands are shaking again but it’s not because of the caffeine, it’s because of your desire. Your need.
She sees it too and smirks. “You are addicted, aren’t you?”
Addicted to her.
Is that what she’s asking?
“Yes,” you admit breathlessly and she grins wolfishly and starts to walk away. You watch her, dumbfounded, until she backs into the wall only a few feet away from where you’re still kneeling and stares expectantly at you.
And then she hikes up her shirt and unbuttons her shorts and your eyes widen.
“But—I—you—” you stammer, not sure why you can’t just shut up. This can't be real, this is just some hallucination or something.
“Are you going to make me feel good?” Agatha asks nonchalantly, like she isn’t about to let you fuck her, and your world tilts on its axis.
You whimper and nod pathetically and you don’t even care that you’re crawling across a dirty floor on your knees for her because you’d do anything for her at this point.
How did it get to this point?
Her thighs are soft under your quivering fingertips and you don’t care if this is a dream or if she calls this a moment of weakness or if you never get to touch her again.
She tenses as you drag your hands up further to tease the edge of her shorts and you flick your eyes up to watch her through your eyelashes as you pull her zipper down with your teeth. Her chest flares and she reaches up to ruffle her hair with her left hand.
When her zipper is all the way down, you find a hint of gray cotton underwear peeking through and you quietly groan to yourself. You tug on the waistband and slowly drag them down her pale legs. You can’t resist the urge and you lean in to nip at her thigh and she hisses.
“We don’t have much time,” Agatha rasps but you move in slow motion anyway, tilting your head back up, eyes travelling up from her shorts pooled at her ankles to the damp fabric between her thighs. She says your name, a testament, maybe, to how much she wants this too.
You could tease her; it would be payback for all the teasing she’s given you the past few days.
But you need this as much as she does.
Agatha lets out a small noise when you lay your hands on her thighs to spread them and you scooch closer to her. You give her one last look, just to make sure, and you only find desire on her face.
You drag your tongue over her wet gusset and everything is changed between you forever.
Agatha slumps against the wall and you moan unconsciously at the tangy flavor before sucking on her folds through her underwear. Her hips buck and you’re surprised by how turned on she is already.
But you can’t talk—you can feel how much of a mess you are.
You lick at her clit through her underwear which is now a charcoal gray color with your saliva and her wetness staining it. A thrilling high roots itself in your brain at the thought of her walking around in these the rest of the day. You hope she feels how soaked she is with every step she takes.
She gasps and her hand finds your hair. Her fingers tighten and her nails scratch against your scalp, pulling a moan from you. “Hurry up,” she grits out. There’s a longer break on days like these, but you don’t know how much time is left.
And you’d hate to leave her unsatisfied.
You pull back and scrape your teeth over her thigh before reaching up to pull her underwear to the side. Her wetness gets on your hand and you suck your fingers into your mouth to clean them. Her top teeth sink into her bottom lip as she stares down at you.
And then you slowly move back to her cunt, like you’re being pulled magnetically. You breathe heavily, already craving her, and you think you die and go to heaven when you drag your flattened tongue through her folds, able to feel her this time.
She fills your mouth and your taste buds are flooded with the best thing you’ve ever had and you close your eyes to savor her. Agatha inhales again and slides further down the wall so you’re able to get more between her legs. Your fingers are digging into her thighs and they’re not trembling anymore—you’re getting your fix right now.
Agatha gasps when you lap around her clit, teasing but not giving in just yet. She makes a muffled noise and her fingers warningly tug on your hair and you smirk against her hot center before enclosing your lips around the nub and sucking. Her eyes shoot wide and she clamps her other hand over her mouth.
Your knees ache from the floor but it hardly even registers because you can feel her clit throbbing in your mouth and her head drops back against the wall and you know you’re doing something right.
She keens when your tongue slides down to her entrance and then curls up inside her and her hips rock again. Your nose moves over her clit and she does her best to ride your face, as much as her position allows her to.
Her walls clench around your tongue and more wetness leaks down the side of your face but you can’t get enough. You devour her, frantically mouthing at her pussy, and you still can’t believe this is actually happening.
“Fuck, your mouth is so good,” she groans and you moan into her. She stiffens over you and you curl your tongue inside her again. She pulses around you.
You say something into her cunt; it’s muffled and unintelligible and even you don’t know what you’re meaning to say.
Agatha whimpers and pulls at your hair again when you move back to sucking at her clit. “Right there, fuck, that’s perfect,” she sighs and your tongue lashes against her.
Her pupils have swallowed up almost all the blue in her eyes and her cheeks are a rosy pink color. The vein in her forehead that you watch throb sometimes is throbbing right now as she looks down at you.
You’ve never felt like you belonged somewhere as much as you do right now. You could live under her desk with her cunt in your mouth and you don’t think you’d be more content anywhere else.
Agatha’s fingers are gripping your hair so hard it’s almost painful and you relish in the fact that you’ll feel her phantom touch even after it’s gone. You’ll be sitting on the pool deck next to her, the taste of her still in your mouth, and no one will know.
It’ll be your little secret.
“Fuck, fuck, I’m going to come,” she groans urgently and it’s as close to begging as you’re going to get from her.
Your teeth scrape against her clit and you dip your tongue back inside her one last time before sucking open-mouthed on her and flicking your tongue over her clit as fast as you can. Agatha throbs and her cunt is getting hotter and your nails dig deeper into her legs.
“Oh—fuck,” she breathes and you feel her come. Her thighs tighten around your head and shake like your hands were earlier and she yanks on your hair. Her lip has to be stinging from how hard it looks like she’s biting it.
And you just keep sucking and lapping up her wetness, drunk on her taste and feel and everything. Her noises are delicious and go straight to your own cunt and you want to make her make them over and over again.
Her clit is still pulsing; you can feel it, and you think she might come again. She has a dazed out look in her eyes as she stares down at you and her breathing is labored.
But she shakes her head and tugs you away from her and you reluctantly let her. You sit back on your heels, gasping, the entire bottom half of your face and nose slicked with her.
She chuckles while she takes in the disheveled mess that she’s made you into and wipes her thumb against your chin, collecting her wetness. She holds it out to you and you eagerly suck on her, bobbing up and down to make sure you get all of it. Even after the taste is gone, you don’t stop.
“Already addicted?” she asks, soft and teasing and this won’t be the last time this happens because you think she might be addicted too. She bends down to pull her pants and underwear back up.
You nod and there’s a smug, triumphant smirk on her face. She’s so proud and there’s a burning sensation that sears through your stomach.
The bell rings and you’re reminded that you’re on your knees in a storage room in a high school gym and you have to go out and work.
With Agatha.
After she just came all over your face.
You can still taste her and smell her and feel her.
“Go clean up,” she orders and holds out her hand for you to take. She helps you up and your knees hurt when you bend them and she laughs when you wobble on your feet.
She looks over your body one last time before nodding assuringly and then walks toward the door. She glances over her shoulder to make sure you’re okay and you follow her out with a foggy mind.
You already can’t wait for the next time.
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Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing
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Sorry to my future gf because she will have to deal with the fact that I will forever be completely and irrevocably in love with Audrey Plaza





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Lilia: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Lilia, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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Hot Ones Edit: Kathryn Hahn vs Aubrey Plaza
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Rio: No.
Agatha: Why?
Rio: Why do you want to have sex in the Louvre? And don’t you spout the cheesy “I wanna pin you to the wall like the piece of art you are”.
Agatha: What if I want you to pin ME to the wall like the piece of art I am?
Rio:
Rio: Then that’s a maybe.
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