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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

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BBC Merlin except they all come back in 2012

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affirmation: nobody is going to shoot me for being awkward

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every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

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so in the end:

maddie was pregnant for ?? months, we got zero deep dive into that, she was just pregnant and that’s it. only mentioned when she told chim not to worry about her.

the baby has a fucking stupid name.

athena sold the house she said she wouldn’t sell one (1) episode ago

chimney, of all people, made eddie come back just by... telling him to? and eddie was like “oh wow how didn’t i think of that.”

eddie and chris’ relationship? no development. is chris still mad? did they reconcile? did they even talk about the whole kim situation? it all happened off screen so we’ll literally never know.

bobby died. so what. i guess it’s just to remind us that maybe the main characters aren’t safe. okay? stupid

the wilsons adopting mara with absolutely zero setup the entire season.

buck moving out of eddie’s house,what even was the point of that whole storyline when it led absolutely nowhere.

i’m so mad.

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Ryan Guzman as Eddie Díaz 9-1-1, S08E18 - Seismic Shifts

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Guys remember season 4? What deity did we piss off so bad? How the fuck did we get here-

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Hey, he's gonna be okay. Thanks to you. You saved his life. It was a team effort.

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Let’s bring this back shall we cause ?🫶🏻what🫶🏻?

What the fuck happened between the high that was the first half of 8b and the low down bad place that is whatever the hell were witnessing right now I will never understand-

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eddie is gonna call captain morales like. sorry i know i said i would there tomorrow at six in the morning but actually im staying. and captain morales is gonna be like What. and eddie is gonna say yeah sorry. chimney told me to stay in la. and captain morales is gonna pause for a very long time then say a chimney told you to stay in la?

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Art by Gabriel Nagypal

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sure ok. why did eddie even go to texas then? why set up that he’s gonna choose to stay with the 118 (not even like. a buddie thing specifically) for himself because thats where he belongs and then instead he’s forced to stay by CHIMNEY??? why did bobby die?? why did athena sell their house? why did eddie go to texas?? why was eddie going to texas buck’s entire storyline for the season? why chekovs el paso fire employee who abandoned them for a wife in another state? why did eddie tell buck he wasn’t going to make him move out if he came back and then he moved out?? why did bobby die in the middle of a season of rat disease?? why the silly and flippant tone after bobby died? why the 4 minute funeral? why the theme of people returning? why the grahambobby parallel except he lives??? why did athena take bobby’s body to minnesota? how is maddie already giving birth?? how long was eddie in texas? why didn’t chris ever express any desire to move back to LA ?? why did hen do literally nothing all season?? why did bobby die? why did eddie go to texas?

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eddie's whole fucking arc being about "choosing joy" and he didn't even choose to come back to L.A. himself

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tim minear spent 8a carefully lining up all these perfectly teed shots for him to take. and then during 8b, rather than swing, he decided to use his golf club to beat the audience to death instead

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*Margaret Qualley's voice*: Control yourself!

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I have never felt a rush of joy quite as strong as I did watching two grown ass men read thirsty ass tweets to each other from random twitter user evanboobsbuckley666 and Edmundosdumptruck5000 blushing and giggling like maniacs the entire time god is real and he was in that room amen and goodnight to us all

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OLIVER WEARING THE FUCKASS WHITE SNEAKERS AGAIN BEGONE DEAMON I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH YOU.