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Mother knows I drown in my lies

Father knows I learned my lessons the second time

Ask me where I’ll go I say I do not know

No, I do not know

No, I do not know

- First, I’m Sorry, Haley Heynderickx

yeah, Foster being Callie’s mother’s last wish got to me a bit 😭

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is the dropout sub every month on the first or monthly based on when u join?

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finding out lup was trans was the second brick thrown at stonewall. actually

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w/o spoilers (please GOD), how far into junior year are we? i fear i may have to get the sub again

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im fucking obsessed with this scramble man

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I was once in a 3000 years long situationship

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fhjy kristen i doodled while watching the last episode

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very popular (but at what cost) kids

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bevy boy

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why was dropout pissing you off? no judgement, genuinely curious because personally i've felt off about their content for a little while now and can't put my finger on why

hey! in part, it was their response to conversations about palestine in the discord, but even that's a culmination of i) a white, millennial leadership/production team (nawt relatable 2 me), ii) the white, millennial fanbase, who are frequently weird (derogatory), and iii) the whole, "wow this company is forward thinking" when they're mostly just treating their staff/collaborators with respect (the bar is subterrain) and having surface-level conversations about systemic inequality, then making money selling merch from those improvised lines

ig i had to get that off my chest 😭 but it's just like, if i'm not excited to watch, i dont rlly want to give my money to them!

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The new official character art for Fabian Aramais Seacaster, courtesy of @caitmayart

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Sign up for the NADDPOD Gift Exchange, just like Hungy Dave did!! 🎁💛

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(Promo art by @charlilil)

[IMAGE ID: a digital drawing of hungry dave from not another dnd podcast’s hot boy summer season. he is holding a shirt with a red bow on it. the background is green and above him is the naddpod gift exchange logo, a red d20 die that’s landed on 2 with the text “NADDPOD gift exchange”. / END ID]

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Spring time Callie for @/lvj_jay over on twitter for the naddpod gift exchange!

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Campfires, Tales, and Home

One night on the path to Irondeep, Hardwon notices that Callie and Sol are struggling with missing Calder, and attempts to distract them (and himself from his own feelings) by telling a story. -- A brief look at Hardwon's feelings about home, love, and the people he misses while helping others with what they're missing.

keep reading on ao3

my contribution to @naddpodgifting for @waveridden!

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a small, slightly strange, slightly devastating hardwon and moonshine treat for @stone-stars as part of @naddpodgifting.

Transcript:

This is a series of clips edited together, skipping some moments in certain episodes. Skips ahead will be marked with line breaks. The episodes used, in order, are C1E99, C1E100, C1E57, C1E99, C1E92, C3E41, C1E41, and C1E99. Used throughout are lines from "If We Were Vampires" by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit. Those lyrics are in bold.

If we were vampires and death was a joke Moonshine (Emily): How long do half-elves live? We'd go out on the sidewalk and smoke Hardwon (Jake): And I wanna keep on living in that world. I wanna be a part of the Crick. I, I just wanna live next door to, to Ol' Cobb, I wanna learn from Maw Maw. [Emily gasps] Hardwon: And, hell, I wanna keep hanging out with you, so... Moonshine [overlapping]: It - Hardwon: If you'll find me a stump. -- Moonshine: Hardwon, I promise, you are gonna love our lazy afternoons and our rowdy evenings. [Caldwell laughs] Hardwon: I truly can't wait. Moonshine (/Emily): I give him a big hug. Hardwon (/Jake) [slightly choked up]: I hug her back. Laugh at all the lovers and their plans Jake (/Hardwon): I'm going to kiss Moonshine. [Murph gasps] -- Murph: Um - Hardwon: You're beautiful, is all I'm trying to say. [Emily laughs] -- Queen Ezra (Murph): Oh, you think you can save her. Hardwon: I think she can save herself. I wouldn't feel the need to hold your hand Hardwon: It doesn't matter how I feel about Moonshine, cause she's gonna do whatever the hell she wants anyway, and that's, that's one of the reasons why I fuckin' worship her. Maybe time running out is a gift Hardwon: Wait a second, no, hit me. Murph [overlapping at the beginning]: [points at] Moonshine, and is going to cast Power Word Kill -- Jake (/Hardwon): I just run over to Moonshine with the, with the book, and even if it doesn't do anything I'd at least like to kneel down there and, uh, sob quietly. [Caldwell laughs] Hardwon: You like these, right? [Caldwell laughs louder] Hardwon: Read this book. Read, read that. And wake up. -- Murph: Uh, you see her fungal form, uhhh, falls apart around her - Hardwon [overlapping for the rest of the statement]: No no no no no no Murph: - like a dead flower losing its petals Hardwon: no no, no no no. -- Hardwon: Bring her back, and I'll come. Bring her back. I'll work hard 'til the end of my shift Moonshine [over static]: So, I think, if, I don't know where you went to, but if, if you can come back? Things, things are bad. I, I think we've only got maybe another week. Oh, I, oh, I - I gotta go. Hardwon, please! And give you every second I can find Hardwon: Moonshine, I'm - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I left, but that's - that's not important. I'm - I hear you. I'm coming, girl. -- Moonshine [over static]: Hardwon, it's damn good to hear your voice. And it'll be even better to see your face. Get here. And hope it isn't me who's left behind. Moonshine: I guess, if I'm being honest, I just don't know what it's gonna be like to know Bahumia without Hardwon Surefoot. [voice breaking] And there's a part of me that doesn't wanna find out what that feels like.

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this, to me, is one of the most insane called shots in history (audio is a bunch of separate clips from the same round of combat, with the last two being on the same turn)

Transcript:

[Dice rolling] Emily: I’m gonna crit on my turn [Caldwell starts cackling in the background] Jake: I’m so sad I haven’t crit. Caldwell: I would just love to hit this... specter. Emily: I’m pretty sure I’m gonna crit on my turn. Caldwell: Okay, well, I’ll try my best to crit but if you can crit afterwords that’d be awesome. Emily: Yeah. If you don’t— how 'bout if you don’t I will. Caldwell: Okay, that seems good. Blood pact. [Rolls dice] Uh, 18! Plus 11 is what? 29? Murph: Uh, super hits! Murph: Moonshine that is back up to your turn. Emily: Okay, um, I think my best chance to do damage here— Jake: Well you said you were gonna crit, right? Emily: —is to just crit while I— Caldwell: Okay. Emily: —so I’m gonna bonus action guardian of nature, using my Thinking Cap so that it’s concentrating— Murph: Great. Emily: And then I’m going to attack— [yelling] I CRIT!! [Everyone starts yelling, laughing, and clapping.] Emily: That is fucking insane!!! Caldwell: What the fuck!!!! Jake: Honestly? I don’t know why we’re surprised. Murph: Jesus christ! Caldwell, laughing: Come on. Come on. Emily: I was saying it as like a total joke!! Whew!! And because I have Great Weapon Master— okay— Caldwell: Fuck! Moonshine just Babe Ruthed over here! I love it! Jake: Wow! Called the shot! Emily: So remind me because I have Great Weapon Master, I actually get to attack again. I get to do a bonus attack. [Caldwell cackles.] Murph: Holy shit. Emily: So let me just roll my damage. Murph: My god. Emily: Paw Paw just crit!! [laughs] [Caldwell laughs and claps.] Murph: You love to see it Caldwell: Unreal. Emily: Oh, Paw Paw, you gotta defend her! Caldwell: Thank you Dice Christ. Emily: We’re just that linked up! Paw Paw: REEER! Emily: Me and Paw Paw are that linked up!

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and if i said mavid was my favorite jake hurwitz pc . what then