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9 months in my womb, making me suffer

And you look like-! …neither of us…

…wait…I was never pregnant…

….and i don’t know you.

Or recognize anything about this baby.

When did I get to the hospital??

Why do the walls look like that?!?

WHERE AM I?

Whose baby is this…

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What if

What if I made a half joke comic about Creepypastas but it wasn’t but in the way pretty patties aren’t krabby patties

What if silly comic where everyone is loosely the same but it’s actually totally different haha ha new guys ha ha

What if they were all furries and it was called FluffyImpastas…what then guys…guys?

*gets thrown off the planet* GUUUUUUUuuuuuyyyyyssssssss—

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I did not have a dog in this fight as I literally only go here for clowns but now I DO. Sorry Ellzilla of hit blog Ellzilla at Tumblr Dot Com, I firmly believe in the Smile Dog propaganda. NES Godzilla is confined to one thing, Smile Dog however is connected to all means of communication at some point. Can’t stop that. This conversation is just Smile Dog wins no contest I fear 😔.

"We're not cringe enough or kiss the emo boys and monsters enough, we're not serious enough or show Guts and Gore and Suffering enou-" ENOUGH. This discussion bores me. We don't POWERSCALE in the pasta fandom enough. I need to hear BAT SHIT INSANE STATEMENTS about who you'd win in a fight!!! However my take is Acaicus from the NES Godzilla creepypasta would fucking SWEEP every single pasta INCLUDING canonical Zalgo if it weren't confined to the NES and focused on saving the GOAT Zachary's soul from RED. Obviously it's no contest to Emo Teen Number 4, but even the less human more eldritch power pastas would be toasted. Even just confined to a digital space, he could press fraud charges against Sonic.exe no matter what version lore. got an .exe who's an actual god that has his own dead world?? Well, Acaicus defeated a godlike Kaiju who ruled/possibly created a world with an actual ecosystem n' shit. If that hedgehog couldn't even make a -living world-, he's probably weaker than RED. He would walk up to Acaicus say 'I am Go-' and be slapped like the hoodwinked 2 gif.

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BAH GAH BAH AHHHH

I want to make something something evil

I want to make comic

BUT MY BRAIN [Caligo falls dramatically to the floor]

IT WONT LET ME allow me joy brain OH WHY THE HORRORS ALL OF THE HORRORS NOOOO

[end scene]

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Oh how funny mine is

Clownfailure

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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Squirms

If you see an eclairmilkshakes going around and liking all your posts in one sitting it’s me hiii I really like your posts and am not active on tumblr so I’m going through your catalogue like a freaky little raccoon in a trashcan…

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WAH

The lack of Laughing Jill fics is so saddening. A travesty, a crime, a curse….

Where are you hiding her…….give her to meeeee…

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I have not been able to stop thinking about Jill since drawing her

Guys

Guys

Pals. I think I might have a problem. Guys, guys help.

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Everytime I come back I realize I’m not that into horror but I am into horror comedy and I am into dark fantasy.

Insert sad Caligo Barbie in box edit to a scuffed distant accordion and kazoo cover of What Was I Made For from the Barbie Movie….

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She is very pretty princess…she’d kill me but I think that makes her prettier….she’s so cutesy pie, she’s so evil cat…gah…

Anyway I’ll stop being gay now. This my artsss and I’m proud I think maybe.

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I’m like 12 decades late but I did wind up drawing Jill

I just

I no like…what I draw… she came out very pretty, very princess but I just feel like it’s not as great as what I want it to be.

But it does make me wanna make my own creepy spooky kinda evil mostly sweet clown lady…I do miss drawing women…I love women…happy pride month…

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Well!

So first, let's clear a common misconception: no, President Abraham Lincoln did not love Black people nor see them as human equals. At best he was centrist about it (though, even his implication that 'exceptional' Black men ought to vote got him assassinated).

"My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do, it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union...I have here stated my purpose according to my view of official duty; and I intend no modification of my oft-expressed personal wish that all men everywhere could be free."

The "freeing of slaves" after the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863 was meant to kneecap the economic and military powers of the seceded South. Lettuce stop making a white savior figure out of Lincoln, or thinking that my people's shackles were unchained via anything other than desperate war strategy and extreme violence. Think on that, for a moment.

That being said!

But not everyone in Confederate territory would immediately be free. Even though the Emancipation Proclamation was made effective in 1863, it could not be implemented in places still under Confederate control. As a result, in the westernmost Confederate state of Texas, enslaved people would not be free until much later. Freedom finally came on June 19, 1865, when some 2,000 Union troops arrived in Galveston Bay, Texas. The army announced that the more than 250,000 enslaved black people in the state, were free by executive decree. This day came to be known as "Juneteenth," by the newly freed people in Texas.

Consider going through the Smithsonian website to learn about Juneteenth! Recognize why it's an actual day of freedom, versus July 4th and the independence of a select few.

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Hey guys!!! I'm not dead!!! :0

Was originally gonna post something of the black and white striped stinky man and his hot witch waifu, but was STRUGGLIN (still working on them tho! :D), enjoy this drawing of cotton candy clown girl and her weird pet floofy candy cat/bunny creature.

feel free to suggest a name for her pet. its a girl cat/bunny candy thing.

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Squirms

Do I.

Do I draw Jill.

I AAAAAAAAA I kinda want to draw Jill. Maybe. Possibly.

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i refuse to look at my old art is this right, is this him...

I joke i kid but really i don't want to look at my old art i just want to guess. I think this was a good guess. He looks like such a boy. An angry boy.

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I've had church burns by zeal and ardor stuck in my head for two days. i have also forgotten how to draw talil and my lj so take this non canon but def in character scene from my head.

this would never happen because Talil refuses to be near a church. Not a satanist or a follower of the z man, just has moral qualms with organized religion.