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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago
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mr migraine. my me a grain
make it the hurtest of my stupid brain
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nature doc narrator just described a snake's failed hunt as 'leaving empty handed' and that just makes me laugh like dawg of all the metaphors. why that one.
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Tumblr 2021: he is SO soppinf wet, my scrimpy little fiction boy
Tumblr 2025: sodomizing and spanking that man #TheCharacter
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he may be your boss and hate you but at least he's bi
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