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Slightly shameful to admit, but nothing could stop me from playing this game

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Detective Neve Gallus... Detecting

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The seminar devolves into Shadowheart and Lae’zel finding acceptable ways to insult each other while Karlach laughs them off and Wyll wonders why we can’t all be nice.

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It was so obvious to anybody paying attention that veilguard was going to be great - fantastic to see the cynics forced to eat humble pie as these previews come out

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injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

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the fact that iron bull opens his recruitment conversation with pretending he doesn't quite remember the name of the the inquisition's ambassador. Jose-what's-her-name-again. he's just a big dumb jock no thoughts head empty mercenary who likes fighting and drinking don't worry about lil old me inquisitor! I'll hit things for you if you'd like as long as you pay me! ],) and then right after he reveals he's a spy he drops that he knows not only the name of your spymaster and how she operates but also her haircolour. (but like in a safely bro-y way tho! make that fighting and drinking and fucking! I'll be useful to you but in a real meathead non-threatening kind of way I'll be too busy bedding chantry sisters to do any real harm ],) continue to not worry about lil old me inquisitor!)

god bull you're so multidimensionally and fine-tunedly full of shit I love you so much fhdksah

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wifeyyy ❤️

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OP turned off reblogs

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just finished my official origins world save game….. ohhh the sillies. ohhh

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

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@lieutenantker

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Specialization information. [source]

Text reads:

"Warrior Rook Specialization Areas: Reaper - Become night's blade. Steal life and risk death to gain incredible, unnatural abilities Slayer - Leap into the fray. Wield massive, punishing weapons while rushing enemies to deal devastating blows. Champion - Be the shield. Shrug off damage while summoning righteous fire down on enemies. Rogue Rook Specialization Areas: Duelist - Draw your steel. Parry and dodge past enemies to gain strength with every strike. Saboteur - Set the stage. Deploy explosives and turrets that devastate enemies, then pick them off with arrows. Veil Ranger - Hunt the enemy. Snipe enemies from afar using artifacts that charge arrows with dangerous, powerful magic. Mage Rook Specialization Areas: Death Caller - Embrace the dark. Drain life from enemies and cast spells that writhe with the essence of death itself Evoker - Call the void. Freeze enemies in their tracks, then summon the deepest cold to tear them apart. Spellblade - Be the storm. Channel potent spells for close-quarters combat infused with lightning's wrath."

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inspired by this meme by sweepswoop_ on twitter

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currently in the middle of the deep roads in origins and got scared shitless because out of the blue there's this weird guttural growl but no darkspawn showed up and i'm like christ, what the hell is that but it turns out i just accidentally clicked on oghren

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For our fans who want to learn more about our companions, we have an exciting announcement:



Dragon Age: Vows & Vengeance is an 8-episode narrative podcast featuring characters from Dragon Age: The Veilguard!

Coming August 29 wherever you get podcasts. Subscribe here.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/la3xpq/aita_for_telling_my_boyfriends_coworker_that_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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*sigh* me and may friends paid Theo Solomon to say in Wyll's voice that he's "in da club straight up jorkin it" so of course I have to infect as many people as possible with this newly created cursed audio