callmekyona

[callmekyona]

Im trying to watch transformers cuz my boyfriend is the BIGGEST fan I've ever seen but I swear I don't understand anything,what are these robots fighting for 😭

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ꕁ✿ ꕥ ✿ꕁ

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remembering the night I was crying to Nagi's elimination while listening to music and all of a sudden the opening from Yarichin Bitch Club started playing 😭

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When a fanfic has good writing, 10k words a chapter, slowburn and an author who is active

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When it's finally tine to rot in my bed and read fics but the first line I read is the freakiest thing ever 😭

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new favorite character unlocked 😻

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Imma start writing the fanfics on PAPER,my country had a total blackout since yesterday at 11:40 am,I got the electricity back at 9 in the morning today,can you imagine the pain of not being able to read your fav fanfics

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I realized I yap TOO much everytime I make a new fic and I add an author's note,I'm sorry guys I just like yapping 😭

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I WOKE UP TODAY WITH 22 NOTIFICATIONS DAWG WHAT HAPPENED

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Random Blue Lock headcanons!

AN:I did this first with some ZZZ characters,and I always feel like writing something blue lock related but idk where to start sdjfjsd so I´ll just do the random head canon generator on the blue lock boys! I didn´t include all of them tho,just a few

Isagi: He´s a furry

Bachira: He´s constantly copied off by people at school, and yet does like them

Nagi: Generous in a rather twisted way

Reo: He hates mostly all strong smells

Sae: He once got in a fight with a creature and lost

Rin: He yells curse words when his parents are fighting

Shidou: He has a secret child

Oliver: Shops exclusively at Shein

Otoya: He likes mustard

Karasu: He has concerningly deep eyebags

Nikko: Reads ao3

Kaiser: Uses the word "and" like a comma

Ness: Loves Among Us

Sendou: Sucks at Slay the princess

Barou: Has a mary sue oc

Kira: Has over-exaggerated expressions

Hiori: He´s named after a character

Chigiri: Has monstrously high metabolism

Kunigami: Hates everyone equally, few exceptions

Gagamaru: Can´t ice skate

Aryu: He hates you

Yukimiya: Likes dragons

[callmekyona]

Can I request rodrick heffley x fem reader

Maybe reader is a gyaru?

(lil escenario I did in my head: Maybe reader came to the heffley's house for dinner and greg made a question bout her makeup but it came out kinda rude (was not his intention) and reader was all chill about it but rodrick got like an angry dog? lmao it would be so funny)

Pink Eyeshadow | Rodrick Heffley x gyaru fem!reader

AN:Before anything else,I want to say that I AM NOT A GYARU EXPERT,I'm not a gyaru myself,so I had to do my own research on this,I tried my best!So if anything's wrong or missing or whatever please correct me! I want to make my fics as enjoyable as possible,so then,TY FOR YOUR REQUEST I LOVED WRITING THIS I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT(Also I have no fcking idea why I named this fic pink eyeshadow 😭)

Summary:You got invited by your boyfriend Rodrick to have dinner at his house and meet his family,the thing is that they didn't knew you were a gyaru,which might become awkward...

Tw: None

Word count:1144

Ml <3

Hey,u coming? - 21:00

omw! >_< 21:00

Your boyfriend just sent you a text asking if you were on your way to his house,let's recap a little.

It's Friday night,on Monday Rodrick asked you to meet his family,obviously you were shocked,cause it's been 3 months since you two were dating and he already knew your whole childhood and your whole family tree,but you didn't even met his mom or his dad yet,heck you didn't even knew he had 2 little brothers til he told you like 10 minutes before the dinner,but the thing is,it's not that he was embarrased of you,and if he's lying may an asteroid fall on him. He actually loved your style,he wasn't embarrased because you were a gyaru,he was embarrased of his family.

-You finally want me to meet your family?after three months?

+Well I know it sounds weird but...yeah,I'm ready

-What do you mean with "you're ready?" Is it because you think I'm weird and you're scared to show me to your family because of that?

+What?Baby don't say that! That's nonsense! I LOOOOVE your style and everything about you,it's just that my family is a little bit...special

-I don't think it's nothing I have never seen before

+Yeah well abou that...

And now here you were,at the Heffley's house,holding the fruit cake you made for dessert,you wanted to cause a good impression for them,besides,it's not like you were embarrased of yourself,heck no,embarrasement is not a word in your vocabulary,but maybe they never saw a gyaru before,and maybe that would be a little bit shocking for them,so,first impressions are important! You did your best with your hair and makeup today and of course put your best outfit.

You didn't wait for too long til a short female figure with bangs and glasses opened the door

>Hi- oh! You must be Y/N,right? I'm Susan,Rodrick's mom

-Yes that's me! Nice to meet you Susan,I brought some fruit cake I made myself for dessert

>Aww you really didn't have to sweetie,but thank you,come in!

When you entered you were greeted again by the warmest hug ever

-Hey,I missed you too

+Thanks for coming

-Thank you for finally letting me meet your family

You gave Rodrick a little kiss on the cheek and went to the dinner table,the plates and everything were already setted,so you just sat next to Rodrick.Who you asumed was his father entered the room,dressed in a shirt and a tie,and he looked kinda tired.

=Hello family...oh I'm so sorry you must be Y/N right?I'm Frank,this guy's dad

-Hi! Nice to meet you Frank

=Sorry I'm kind of distracted I just got back from work

-No it's okay! I can relate to that,don't worry,I know you don't mean to be rude

You saw how Frank gave Susan a look like saying "I already like this girl,she's too nice!" He looked kind of confused at first when he saw you,but this made him sure that you were a good person

Finally,accross from you were two little kids,one that looked like he was around 12 and the other around 5 years old,those must be the brothers he mentioned.

When all of you were sat,everyone started serving themselves

>Here Y/N,serve yourself,if you want you can repeat,don't be shy!

-Thanks!

And so you did,you served yourself a generous portion of meat with some potatoes and veggies,delicious you must say.

The dinner started off as normal,their parents asking normal questions about yourself,like what hobbies you had,what dreams you had etc,normal questions to get to know someone. They didn't ask anything regarding your style,they seemed a little bit confused,but they knew asking would be rude,except for someone.

During the whole dinner,Rodrick's brother,the one that was around 12 years old kept giving you looks,was he curious? was it because he didn't liked you? was he scared he would lose his older brother to you?(probably not this one),and finally,he asked the question.

-And yeah basically I would love to do that

=Why do your eyes look dead?

Oh?Dead?I mean,you were told a lot of things for being gyaru(not like you cared)but someone saying your eyes looked dead was something you never heard before,of course,maybe the kid was just curious snd he phrased it wrong,so you answered.

-Dead?Oh well It's si-

+What is wrong with you???

You looked next to you and you saw Rodrick give REALLY bad looks to his little brother that screamed "when she leaves,I'm killing you"

+Literally out of everything you can ask you ask about her makeup???

-Rodrick no-

+Cause like I was BEGGING for you to no ask anything tonight,mom and dad didn't ask anything,but here comes Greggy to ruin it!

-Rodrick,hey,hey,stop it please

You tried to calm him down patting his shoulder,but he didn't listened

+I didn't wanted to present Y/N to you for this main reason,cause I want her to feel safe,not criticized

-Rodrick!

You had to raise your voice a little bit,which scared Greg

-I'm sorry I didn't mean to raise my voice,Rodrick it's okay,maybe he was just curious but he didn't knew how to ask it,it's okay

He gave you a look saying "you sure?" so you nodded your head.

-Well,you see Greg,I am what they call a gyaru,which is a japanese style that was born in the 70's and 80's,and this style is known for being about expressing yourself in makeup,lifestyle and clothing.Basically expressing yourself in a rebel way

Greg was actually listening to you,he looked invested in what you were saying

-And,as I said,makeup is a form of self expression in gyaru,so most of us do our eye makeup like this,so they look bigger,drawing the lashes like this and adding white base,I also like to add glitter for a cuter look!

=Wow,that is actually so cool

-Thank you!

You gave him a reassuring smile saying that it's okay that he asked

=I didn't mean for it to sound like that...when I said dead I meant they look cool

+Apologize

=I'm sorry for saying that your eyes looked dead...

-It's okay really,you don't have to force him to apologize Rodrick

+But-

-It's okay,he never saw someone like this before,it's normal to ask questions,he' curious,plus,he's just a kid,it's okay

Rodrick gave you the sweetest smile you ever saw,he was just trying to deffend you,it's normal to want to deffend your loved ones when you think they're being criticized,at the end of the day this would just end up like an anecdote. The rest of the dinner went off as normal,and even Greg enjoyed the dessert(which was weird,because he usually hates fruit cake).

When dinner ended,you said goodbye to the Heffley's and left,you really had a good time,and Greggy? He was just curious! It's okay to ask questions,how would we learn then? Besides,you received a lot of compliments from Susan,so you could tell she liked you,well,more like she liked your style more? Either way you enjoyed the night so much

[callmekyona]

I feel like an asshole for asking this but how long is the request ur writing gonna take.. sorry I don't wanna rush you I just have no patience 😭😭

NOOO ITS OKAY FOR ASKING 😭 IM SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG I JUST HAD SO MANY TESTS AND STRESS THIS LAST WEEK IM SORRY,I JUST FINISHED IT AFTER HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS 🥀 I'll post it tomorrow

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What u writing rn?

Currently I'm writting a request that I received,however if you want to make one feel free to ask! ^^ I try to make all the requests I receive. If what you're asking is what I write about currently you can check it out here ,sometimes I update this list!

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How I look at my phonescreen after seeing the 11th "nagi mcdonalds" joke of the day

I swear the day your fav gets eliminated I will burn your dms with the mcdonalds joke😭 AND NAGI ISN'T EVEN MY FAV BUT IT HURTS

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Celebrity crush | Rodrick Heffley x fem!reader

Summary:You're chilling with your bf when you mention one of your celebrity crushes,but it seems that he's jealous about him...

Word count:578

TW:None

Genre: Fluff,just a cute interaction

You were at your boyfriend's house chilling on the couch,Rodrick was resting on your knees while watching whatever random show was on TV,while you were reading the last number of your favorite pop culture magazine. This scene might seem boring,but you loved moments like this,the two of you together,but you did your own thing while Rodrick did his,and those were some of the cutest memories you had with him.

You finished reading an article regarding some Britney Spears drama,and when you turned to the next page you were left speechless.

-Oh my god!!!!

You were kicking your feet,which obviously bothered Rodrick.

+Hey hey stop,you're kicking me!

-I'm sorry baby I forgot you were there,but it's just- ahhh look at this!

You showed him what had you going crazy,it was an article about Big Time Rush's new album called Elevate,wasn't that amazing? you were such a big fan of them,and the fact that they were releasing a new album made you even more excited.

+What's this? Big Time Rush's new album?

-Yes!! Look,they all look so handsome in the new pics for the album,but specially James oh my god,look at him,he looks so...ugh! He's so handsome!

You showed Rodrick the pictures that has you going insane,but he just stared at them and said nothing,for a second you could swear he made a disgusted face.

-Babe? Are you listening to me?

+Yeah yeah,It's just that...I don't know what you see in them,Löded Diper is way better than that white girl pop boy band

-Huh???

That was...weird???That was definitely NOT the reaction you were expecting from him,you know that Rodrick is super supportive,even when you're wrong,and he loves listening to you yap about things he doesn't understand,so this reaction was not normal,coming from someone like him.

+And that's James?The one you like?

-Yes!This one,I love his hair so much omg,and his personality is everything

+He's not that handsome,what do you see in him?

-What?...

+I mean,look at his style also,that's really basic

-Alright Rod what's wrong?

You put the magazine to a table next to you and tried talking to him.

+Nothing,why do you think that is something wrong?

-Well maybe because you're hating on my interests,and you never do that!

+No babe,don't get me wrong,I don't hate your interests,I would never do that

-Then why are you acti-

That's when it hit you

-Wait,Rod are you...jealous?

You stared into his eyes waiting for a response

+Jealous?N-no! That's stupid

Oh,he was jealous

-Babe are you really jealous?? Of James???

You started laughing to the point a little tear started to appear in your left eye

+Alright enough laughing,I get it...

He was kind of embarrased at this point,so you stopped

-I'm sorry I'm sorry baby,It's just that,why are you jealous of James? He's a celebrity! I could never reach his level, I don't think he even knows I exist!

+Are you...telling the truth?

-Of course I am,I would never lie to you! He's just a celebrity crush don't worry,besides,I have my own celebrity here,it's just that he's not that famous yet

You ruffled his hair,he was just like a puppy,he loved it when you did that

+You just said it,yet,but just wait some time til Löded Diper becomes even more famous than Big Time Rush!

-I would love to see that,I would be proud to say I've been a fan since day one

You smiled at him and kissed his forehead,who would have thought that some celebrity crush made him jealous?

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brb I'm still proccessing Nagi's elimination,wtf was that

IM NOT EVEN A NAGI FAN BUT THIS HURTS SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN WHEN THEY ELIMINATE MY BOY SHIDOU

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Ever deleted your persistent file in renpy? Search for the %appdata% folder in your pc, and delete the tkatb file in the renpy folder nd you should be fine 👌

To whoever told me this(or if anyone wants to help,I basically can't play tkatb even though I paid the nsfw version because I clicked the under 18 choice accidentally)please be more specific,what file am I supposed to delete?😭I'm so lost,I found the renpy folder but what file?