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The way I had a suggested tag of Niall Lynch hate blogging for this post,,,,, perfection

the raven cycle and cdth open by telling you that a beloved father of three was ruthlessly beaten with a tire iron.

then, maggie spends 7 books performing a psychological experiment on whether or not YOU would be able to stop from beating him yourself.

(the rest is just filler)

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rip andrew minyard you would have loved cotton candy flavored vapes

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Gansey apologists unite !

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The urge to make a tiny diorama of Gansey in Monmouth manufacturing making a tiny diorama of Henrietta with gansey making a tiny diorama of Monmouth in it.... Just girly things

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gansey was just a guy *throws book* with a lot of stuff and a hole inside him that chewed away more of his heart every year *smashes things* they were always walking away from him *punches wall* but he never seemed to be able to walk away from them *screams*

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fuck dating apps i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (you’re walking your bike up the last hill into town wearing your school uniform. i’m hanging out the passenger side window of my best friend’s car. your hands are beautiful. we know nothing about each other. you disappear in the rear view mirror. i close my eyes and send up a simple, inexplicable, desperate prayer to god. i say please. i have never said please in my life)

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i am going to spread my lynch brothers were all homeschooled up to like seventh-eighth grade agenda

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and gansey kind of wanted to live btw

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gansey fighting with adam and talking about how ronan hadn't stolen his car while ronan is not only quite literally stealing his car at that exact moment but crashing it too will never not be funny

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“This is the year you’ll fall in love”

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blatantly flirting w your childhood crush at the political function bc u want to horrify him with your monster teeth and bad personality but he’s been in love with u for a decade

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ARTIST: frostbite.studios.

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insane quote no one talks about…

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i think it’s so funny that immediately upon leaving henrietta adam just collected as many queer people as he possibly could and then lied to them about his entire life like god he is so real

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but jane, if we were to fly to mars today

i’d hold your hand all the way ! /ly

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i love how maggie stiefvater was like “i love john singer sargent so much i’m gonna use sargent as my main characters last name.” and then she wrote a follow up book series and was like “fuck it his art is instrumental to the plot now”