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as soon as regulus found out that remus and sirius were dating he gave remus a shirt that says “beware of dog” with a ridiculous picture of sirius
james loved it so much that he bought one for himself and wore it everywhere
(regulus set it on fire when three ravenclaws thought sirius and james were together)
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peter: if i was on a deserted island and could only have one thing, i’d probably want like. a magnifying glass so i could start a fire
james: i think i’d want something sharp, to help build shelter and hunt if necessary
sirius: yeah, i feel like i’d probably want a water purifier just so i knew i would have clean water
peter: it’d be so fucking scary to be stuck on a deserted island
sirius: for real. i don’t know if i could survive
james: yeah, literally. so terrifying. remus, what would you bring
remus: probably my fucking wand? so i dont have to be on a deserted island??
peter:
jame:
sirius:
peter: .. right. right. no, yeah. we knew that, obviously..
james: yeah.. this was just hypothetical..
sirius: no, i actually didn’t think of that at all. i was thinking of ways i would die if i got stuck
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James: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, love?
Regulus: … No.
Sirius: I do!
James: I know, Sirius.
Sirius: I’m sad!
James: I know, Sirius.
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James, texting Remus: Remus! Help I’m being kidnapped
Remus: Where are you?
James: I’m with some strange dude. In a car. Help.
Remus: I’ll call Sirius.
Sirius, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Remus: Where’s James? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Sirius: James? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Sirius:
Sirius: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Sirius: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
James: WHO ARE YOU?!
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Remus: Yeah, I’ve decided I’m un-diagnosing myself. I’m fine now.
James: You’re un-diagnosing yourself from… being a werewolf?
Remus: Yes.
James: Interesting. And when the full moon comes and you turn into a wolf?
Remus: I won’t. I just told you, I’m fine now.
James: Well, that’s a relief.
Remus: I know I should’ve done it ages ago.
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Regulus: Why are you following me?
James: We’re dating now!
Regulus: Yeah, but… why is my brother here?
James: We’re kind of a package deal.
Sirius, eating chips: Buy one idiot, get one free.
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sirius: so i gave up being evil for lent but then i remembered im not religious so i just missed out on lying for fun for like a whole month
peter: how did you accidently participate in lent?
james: why would you decide to give up being evil?
remys: how the fuck was your behavior this past month you giving up being evil?
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Slytherin skittles hear me out cake would go crazy
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ring - @rosekillermicrofic -background jegulus - word count: 246
“How much does one of those cost?” Barty asked Regulus one day as they sat in Regulus and James’s flat, gossipping over drinks.
“One–one of what?” Regulus asked, looking down to where Barty had gestured, but sure he had been mistaken.”
“Those rings,” Barty replied casually. “I wanna get one for Rosie.”
Regulus blinked. “My…my wedding ring?”
Deciding not to confess that he and James had made each other’s wedding rings for fear that Barty would completely destroy him with words, Regulus focused on his incredulity. “Barty…you’re single. You and Evan aren’t boyfriends.” But then he thought about it and realized that dating and forgetting to tell everyone was a very Barty and Evan thing to do. “Are you?”
“No. Does it matter? I think it’s obvious we’re supposed to get married,” Barty shrugged.
Regulus briefly wondered if he was on one of those Muggle prank shows, but eventually decided that this wasn’t out-of-character enough to be that suspicious. “I suppose,” he sighed.
“Oi, Rosie?” Barty yelled into Evan, who was in the kitchen making mimosas.
Regulus’s heart kicked into triple-time. Was Barty just going to–
“Yeah?”
“We should get married. Like Reg and Potter.”
Of course he was.
“Sure. Are you free tomorrow?” Evan yelled, voice completely calm.
Barty nodded his head and turned to Regulus. “You free tomorrow? I think we need a witness.”
At this point, he decided to just go with it. “Yeah…I’ll be there,” Regulus mumbled, rethinking his choices in friends.
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“silver has always been a werewolf’s biggest weakness” says remus lupin while talking about sirius black’s eyes
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"My child is fine." Your child sees a full moon and immediately starts sobbing about Harry Potter’s third-year DADA professor.
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i think dumbledore was growing weed in the forbidden forest the whole time and that’s why it was forbidden. that’s also why he acts the way he does.
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Regulus Black
"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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For the ones that need it today
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Wolfstar during the full moons 😔💖

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James Potter’s bedside table 🦌
#marauders still life#dead gay wizards#mauraders#mauraders fandom#maurders era#james potter#james fleamont potter#James potter aesthetic#marauders aesthetic
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Beside table of one Miss Lily Evans 🧪🪴📚☕️
#lily evans headcanons#lily evans#marauders still life#marauders characters#dead gay wizards#mauraders#mauraders fandom#maurders era#marauders aesthetic#Lily Evans core#lily evans aesthetic#harry potter aesthetic
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