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current mood: skyrim skeleton being launched down a mountain at 300 mph

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How such an unlikely pairing came about—and been proven so effective—is the subject of wild rumor and tavern speculation among their fellow Wardens, as well as those they haul away to jail.

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- You’re just saying that.

- Do yourself a favor, cupcake. Go back to that big, shiny house of yours and just… forget me, okay?

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If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

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me: *is left alone with my thoughts for more than two seconds*

me: the suffering begins

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television history

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fans of series w lots of acronyms: yeah you wanna get started with sfjfsa but if you prefer something more recent glhel and qeotg are beginner friendly i personally love the tkle tie ins with eiejgks

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when u dont reply to someone and post on social media

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date someone that you get excited to give the aux cord to

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if you are a game designer and you force me to kill wolves AND you have them make sad puppy noises I'm killing you

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I’ll cry at my wedding because it’s a miracle it’s happening

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i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means

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son, im not sure how to say this, but, ur gay lmao

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other ppl on tumblr: have cliques groupchats @ each other all the time 

me: lonely hermit talks to myself reblogs memes

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I want silence from you. I don’t even want to hear you breathe. The only thing I want from you is to feel you writhing underneath me, with my fingers against your throat.

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well I've been afraid of changing cause I've built my life around you but time makes you bolder even children get older and I'm getting older too