cameronwolfe

[cameronwolfe]

do you think cait and vi wld like pineapple on pizza?

Vi, yes. Cait, no, but I don't think she'd HATE it. She just wouldn't order it

I also think that Vi will eat pretty much anything and enjoy it though. Anything's better than prison food

[cameronwolfe]

are there refs of the orgy shower or orgy pool

Despite Cait and Vi's joke, no - BUT I do think that if you're going to host an orgy in a pool, especially the Kiramman Estate Indoor Pool, you do need lifeguards. Multiple. Four, at least - maybe more?

[cameronwolfe]

cycle of abuse? wait you mean I get to do that stuff to other people :D

[cameronwolfe]

*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

[cameronwolfe]

Another of my drawings that I'm very proud of, from my Caitvi rockstars au 💜

[cameronwolfe]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[cameronwolfe]

Who in Zaun has experienced the greatest increase in net worth now that Caitlyn is there to overpay everyone?

ANHKJSDFNALJKSDFHALKJSDHFA THIS QUESTION IS SO FUNNY I LOVE THIS

The answer is the woman in Caitlyn's building that she was paying to do her laundry

Now that they're in their new apartment and have their washing machine, Vi obviously does all the laundry. But that woman has since retired and is living out her days in peace and luxury

[cameronwolfe]

Salt and vinegar rocks but theres a whole new world of chips/snacks when you buy from asian markets

You are absolutely right and I completely agree!!

But I personally am prevented from exploring that beautiful world freely because I'm celiac and if the labels aren't in english I can't check the ingredients 🥲 So I remain sadly in the generic grocery store chip aisle

[cameronwolfe]

caitvi you make me sick..

[cameronwolfe]

um sorry for moaning when you stabbed me. it's been a really long time since anyone touched me like that

[cameronwolfe]

eeby vi :)

[cameronwolfe]

I am not into orgies but now having to think about the awkwardness of how to start them I am super double not into orgies.

AHKJALFDJAHSDFKLHASDKLJFHALKSDHFA I'M CRYING

YOU'RE VALID FOR THIS

I'M SO GLAD MY FIC COULD LEAD YOU ALL DOWN THIS THOUGHT PATH

[cameronwolfe]

would you drink vi’s green / blue drink?

ABSOLUTELY however I don't think I could manage quite the same quantity. Or carry the glass bottle around for that long without dropping it

[cameronwolfe]

started as a study ended up with me worshiping vi (again)

[cameronwolfe]

Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

[cameronwolfe]

i LOVED the new chapter. I have to let you know that the orgy joke made me question how an actual orgy starts so i asked my friends and a debate about orgies started.

i’m dying at all the potato related questions you’re receiving

Thank you!!! ❤️❤️❤️ I'm so glad you liked it!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA I'm so glad my fic could be a conversation starter in any way, but that way is particularly funny

I love my potato questions so much. This is the kind of true hard-hitting discussions that we need to see more of in every day life

[cameronwolfe]

In anxious anticipation - by Aaron Tilley, English