Camilla, 26, Italy. Computer Science student, flute player and choirister, professional cat petter, walking anxiety and Mom Friend © She/Her
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i actually can’t stand mcbeardy hate... don’t ever talk to me or my chud wife ever again





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complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips
I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day
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social contract is all fucked now, nobody wears ear buds on the train anymore and almost nobody will assassinate a politician for the greater good
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Had my suspicions but I have finally confirmed it this morning: The rival Pokémon Go team I have been beefing with, whose gym's total annihilation I have incorporated into my morning routine, is actually a group of local elementary school students
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Today's Card Is: Snom
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Undated pages from one of Marilyn Monroe’s diaries
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