pov you just insulted the king of the wilderwest
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so we're half-bloods not gods but demi
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saw him brushed off dust from my adventure time oc(lovecraftian giant blanket octopus that feeds on despair from broken hopes and failed dreams)
so basically he's free food being cooked
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this is urgent we have to give hiccup his older cousin back
no hiccup you cant refund what do you mean he died he's yours now have responsibility as heel-face turn inducing hero and king
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I am young, I am poor, I can offer you nothing
all that I have is this bright pair of wings
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The King and The Enchantress and The Knight
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