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Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

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Lumigold!

This is with transfem!hunter--I think the dynamic between gender dysphoria and looking-too-much-like-belos dysphoria is really fun to explore, so my design for transfem hunter has her eventually decide to have her hair in a fluffy ponytail, because it looks completely unlike belos and also gives her pretty long hair :3

she deserves to be loved and kissed silly as the pretty girl she is, also, and the dynamic between luz and amity and hunter is excellent in general and, so :3

I also headcanon specifically that she gets the particular appearance of her ponytail from viney, because viney deserves to be a major part of the cast dynamics and I will die on this hill--or kill on this hill, actually, nyahaha

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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This scene implies the existence of another offscreen scene where Amity approaches Gus for advice on how to impress Luz and I want to see it

Aww she's learning her language, how cute

Oh

Oh lol

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hi, i recently read through a bunch of your liveblogs and they're great! i just wanted to ask if you're ever planning on liveblogging steven universe future?

It’s on the list of things to get around to eventually, but liveblogging takes longer than you think and I don’t got that kind of time right now.

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this homestuck discourse shit is easy

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hi! I just finished owl house for the first time and am now delightedly reading through your liveblogs ^_^ I was wondering though, I noticed for episodes 1.7 and 1.8 that the frequency of your posts drops off *dramatically* in the second half of the episode. This isn't a complaint—all your liveblog content is a gift! But I just wanted to confirm this is an actual thing and not just tumblr being weird and omitting stuff (because I will go hunting for the rest of those liveblogs if so XD)

Generally I find I have less to say in the second half of the episodes. Once the story dominos have been set up and start falling over, there sometimes just isn’t anything new being added.

That being said, I did check myself and I do seem to say strangely little for those two. Not sure if Tumblr nonsense is involved. Don’t recall what would go there if anything.

Have some ramblings:

Lost in Language

Luz’s brain gets 404 errored at Ed&Em’s teasing and is so cute.

I don’t like that Ed&Em were being dicks this episode by trying to steal Amity’s diary. I enjoy when the “cool” kids in a show aren’t just bullies and are actually wholesome people that others like because they actually are chill and fun. They come around later at least.

Luz: comes to rescue Amity then immediately gets captured

Good thing Otabin hasn’t achieved old-granny-level mastery of sewing or Luz and Amity be screwed.

Brave Azura ran away. She bravely ran away away…

I started jokingly shipping Lumity after episode 5 when Amity got way closer than necessary to initiate the everlasting oath, but after the book exchange the ship is real.

Once Upon a Swap

Dottie: You have to wear this bee costume. Eda: Fuck this shit I’m out.

We can’t let King become a teen. He legally cannot swear.

Luz can’t walk in heels because she’s only ever worn her baby-bi Vans.

The body swap spell never comes up again after this episode and that’s probably a good thing. Eda’s curse has less impact if she could swap it to someone else. Also Belos would probably find some way to be evil with it.

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King: Let me tell you about the most spine-chilling demon.

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Kiki's delivery service but it's Lumity 💜 (drew it based on that one kiki and tombo promo art)

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I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

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if they made a homestuck movie:

VOICEOVER: it's coming...

*two drum beats*

JOHN EGBERT: *puts the disk for sburb into his computer* i'm in

VOICEOVER: this summer

*two drum beats*

ROSE LALONDE: *rolls eyes* john, stop goofing around

VOICEOVER: prepare to be stuck...

*two drum beats*

JADE HARLEY: *wakes up and looks around*

VOICEOVER: at home

*two drum beats*

DAVE STRIDER: *spins record* woah, this is off the wall, yo

*shitty orchestral cover of sburban jungle plays*

ROXY: but you don't understand! this game is dangerous!

*cut to dave leaving his clone behind at his quest bed*

DAVE: i can't do it... i just can't kill another me...

*bec noir appears next to alt dave*

ALT DAVE: he's right behind me isn't he

*fades to black as bec noir slashes a sword at alt dave's neck*

*text on screen reads "ASCEND"*

*cut to rose in her shed*

JOHN: rose, the meteor's gonna hit!!

ROSE: *grabs computer* *rolls eyes*

*text on screen reads "DESCEND"*

*cut to scenes of the war on the chess field*

*text on screen reads "RISE UP"*

*cut to john, running out of his kitchen*

JOHN: these imps are everywhere!!

*text on screen reads "ABSCOND"*

ROSE: it's all over...

*cut to the various sprites being sprited*

*cut to jake kissing dirk's head*

DIRK STRIDER: *standing nearby* *coughs* awkward...

*cut to terezi and john after game over*

TEREZI: john, 1t's 4ll up to you now...

JOHN: *gasps*

*cut to john and dave hugging*

NEPETA: *grins* :33< i ship ittttt

KARKAT: *facepalm*

*cut to terezi and vriska facing off*

TEREZI: vr1ska, you c4n't do th1s!

VRISKA: watch me!

*montage of vriska doing a bunch of random and cool stuff*

VRISKA: i can do anything!!!!!!!!

*cut to grimdark rose and dave*

ROSE: to win... we're gonna have to blow up the sun

DAVE: awww snap

*text on screen reads "NIC CAGE"*

JOHN: and i mean, of COURSE con air is the best movie ever!! what other movie would you even suggest

*text on screen reads "LIL NAS X"*

DAVE: man, this isn't even the best song in obama's whole rap career

*text on screen reads "AMANDLA STENBERG"*

ROSE: *rolls eyes* whatever, mom! i'm summoning cuthulu!

*text on screen reads "ZENDAYA"*

JADE: *petting bec* oh, who's the best dog! is it you?

*a bunch more celebrity names on screen*

*text on screen reads "BASED ON THE WEBCOMIC BY ANDREW HUSSIE"*

ANDREW HUSSIE: *sitting in chair* wait, am i still in this movie? do i still die?

VOICEOVER: yes

HUSSIE: oh poop

*text on screen reads "HOMESTUCK: THE MOVIE"*

JOHN: we're gonna save the world... or die trying

*quick montage of every single death scene*

DAVE: i think we're gonna die trying

JOHN: daaaaveeee

*text on screen reads "COMING THIS SUMMER"*

*cut to dave beatboxing*

KARKAT: CAN YOU SHUT UP?!

DAVE: are you gonna make me?

NEPETA: :33< ooooh—

DAVE and KARKAT in unison: DON'T SAY IT

NEPETA: :33< ship it

*they both sigh*

*cut to black*

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hfjdhhsjsh 💥💥💥💥

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i had these funni videos recommended to me and once the homestuck rot in my brain picked up on some dave coding— i couldn’t help myself ↓↓

↑↑ rewfewence CartierKy (TheCartierKy) on youtube

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She gave him a choice.

But I don’t think she was prepared for the consequences.

The problem is, she assumed that there wasn't a choice - that Tavros would do exactly what she'd do in this situation. Even now, she refuses to understand him.

Thief. Why not take control.

Even Snowman is confused.

I mean, I can understand why. As Vriska's Exile, Snowman has been keenly observing her - and what she's seen is a ruthless control freak, who manipulates losers like Tavros as easily as she breathes.

But an Exile station can't see inside Vriska's head. She doesn't just see Tavros as a loser, she sees him as her project - and from her perspective, all her plans for him are finally coming to fruition.

In Vriska's head, this is the moment Tavros finally snaps, accepts that her way is the right way, and drives his lance through her heart. The possibility that he'd still refuse to let her win is so unacceptable that she's willing to risk excruciating death to prove she’s right.

But she's wrong.

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she 4 on my 13 till i homestuck

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