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PSPSPS PRETTY BOY COME HOME

Xiao is a big fan of snow, so if you ask if you want to play with him in the snow he’ll accept

“Xiao! It’s snowing, do you want to play outside?”

“How does one play with snow?”

“Put on something warm! I’ll show you.”

Xiao isn’t one to play with his food, but seeing as you’re so excited, he’ll amuse himself with your cute shenanigans 

Now I don’t think Yakshas get cold or sick, but once he got snow in his underwear and he’s not suffering that again-

He’s literally so confused when you hit him with a snowball he probably thinks it’s a food fight

(Does he even know what food fights are?)

Anyhow, he has seen people make snowmen before, but he doesn’t see people throwing snowballs 

He just gives you an unamused b l i n k

You have to teach him how to make a snowball, it crumbles quite a few times

“There! You have to try and hit me with it now!”

“Oh, like this?” He hits you square in the stomach and you wheeze

His golden eyes glimmer with innocence and even though he has pinpoint accuracy, you have fun with him for a bit

Snow angels are a puzzle to him

“That’s not how angels look like?”

“Do you know what angels look like Xiao?”

“No, but I’m sure they don’t look like a blueberry squished by a car...”

“HEY, TRY AND MAKE A BETTER SNOW ANGEL!”

He succeeds, but he still doesn’t believe snow angels are a thing

Xiao looks in slight horror as you make a big snowball

“A-are you going to throw that at me!?”

“No, it’s a snow man!”

“Oh, I know what those are!” Happy bby

Xiao feels a little bit proud of himself when he helps out, his red tipped nose scrunched in concentration as he puts the head on

You bring out coal and hat and scarves, Xiao raises a brow at the scarves

“They’re made out of snow, why do they need protection from the cold? They’re literally the source of the cold. Humans and their strange traditions...”

He decorates the snowman either way, and his tense expression softens considerably 

You take a few pictures of the snowman before Xiao does something very strange

“Xiao, no, DON’T EAT THE SNOWMAN-“

Xiao thinks that carrots and snow are a pretty pog combination.

When you go back inside, he gets a little paranoid

He’s seen humans die from even the slightest of environmental imbalances so he makes you take a bath 

Even if you’re competent enough to dry your own hair, he’ll sit you down and do it for you

“Xiao, honey, don’t stress.”

“I’m not, I just want your hair to be dry so you’re not cold.”

“Can I get cuddles to ensure I’m not cold?” 

“...Fine.”

He can deny it all he wants, but Xiao gets so happy when you two cuddle he buries his face in your shoulders to hide a grin.

A whole cutie, we stan 

Would most definitely try snowball fights with Hu Tao, who would bring Chongyun and Xingqiu along

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Quite a bit shorter than my last drabble, BUT I NEEDED TO WRITE IT BECAUSE I COULDN’T SLEEP WITHOUT GETTING IT DOWN-

So please pardon me if this looks like it was written by a sleep deprived mess on a sugar high

because it was

Okay let’s get it

Venti drunkenly told him how great the carnival was when he visited

Now, Diluc doesn’t normally listen to our resident tone deaf bard but recently, he’s been feeling guilty for not being able to spend time with you

*Insert lightbulb flash here*

He proposes the idea, and you agree to go with him!

It’s a wild ride, man

Stone faced as he drinks water on the roller coaster 

His hair is in a bun because he doesn’t want to s l a p the people behind him with his hair 

Slap me with your hair, sir

He’s a little scared of the sudden drop so he squeezes your hand because “He wants to protect you”

Protect you from what, exactly, you still don’t know-

I think Diluc is the type of person with a sweet tooth, and that he would definitely treat you to something sweet if you’re into that too

The waitress looks in both awe and horror as you two i n h a l e that cake

He’s not a big fan of the flashy lights though, so you two normally visit in the daytime when the winery isn’t fit to burst with customers.

Would hate the water log ride, calls it the “satanic log ride”, because he hates getting wet.

On the ferris wheel, he’s probably nostalgic because of the view 

If you tell him you love him, he’s definitely going to smile and internally combust and return your affection with an, “I love you too, y/n” followed by a forehead kiss

 “Y-y/n is the ride broken? Why has it stopped?” “No, more people are coming on so they stopped it.” “Oh-”

Please protect this child he’s so d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

With a rather quiet s/o, Diluc would probably enjoy trips to the carnival more or walks where you two can communicate without speaking a lot.

But with a loud s/o, I think he would prefer listening to you instead of riding rollercoasters so he’d go on a ferris wheel with you or play arcade games 

Apparently, Diluc used to be bubbly, watch his inner child resurface as he plays those alien shooting games 

Bonus points of Kaeya the guya is there, he’s gonna go feral in the most composed and calm way

BE HIS BIGGEST CHEERLEADER, YOU MIGHT GET ONE OF THOSE SHY SMILES

Diluc would definitely win a plushie for you after slaving away at those claw machines, but don’t cuddle it while you sleep, or he’ll get jealous-

If you win a plushie for him, he’d try and thank you with a straight face but his cheeks would be pink and that’s sofogoghoho FREAKING ADORABLE!

He’d be more clingy because he’s just whipped for you in 29394959 languages but he’s thankful that you brought out his inner child for a bit

So instead of walking home with the usual close distance of interlocked pinkies, he’d probably hold your hand

Our local red head bartender would definitely be knocked out by the time you two are home

You know what that means? N a p  t i m e

He’s just a cutie, so attack him with your love like he attacks those abyss mages 

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Okay, this demented carrot child always comes first in his year in practically every subject in Liyue Academy without breaking a sweat.

Then you came along from Mondstadt School for Gifted Students and came in first place, with Childe 1 mark behind you

This is obviously a huge blow to him, because no one has ever upstaged him and over 1 stupid mark too! 

School is shit too, so everyone makes a big deal out of it too

Childe swears to god that if he heard one more, “But you were always first place!” he is going to drown the school

As long as you didn’t beat him in P.E, you were safe from his wrath-

*Insert a visual representation of you wiping the floor with the poor boy’s ass in dodgeball*

You didn’t really make a big splash (haha) on your arrival to school as it was test week, but students flocked around you and Childe wishes that your innocent face were a little less cuter so that he could smash it in

He went up to you a few times too, looking for a fight that you tactfully avoided because feral children like Childe are to be ignored

You get bombarded with height jokes every ten seconds, and sometimes, a little whale doodle in found in the corner of your neat notes (in pencil, he doesnt hate you that much)

He becomes really studious at this point, taking notes in classes instead of daydreaming or playing Angry Bards on his phone 

“Joint first place...” You two mutter in disbelief, “JOINT FIRST PLACE?!” 

This is your breaking point too, this stupid orange beanpole cannot equal you in anyway

YOU DID NOT SUFFER A MONTH OF: “Can you reach that?” and variations of “Is the air more polluted down there?” Just for him to TIE with you

You look at him, his blue eyes shining with both fury and the thrill of a competition, both of you share an “It’s on”

This is it, boys. This is w a r

You and Childe squabble more often, perhaps not physically but there was this one time you tried to kick the back of his knees when he used you as an armrest

“You look a little tense down there, do you want a massage?” “I’ll massage your fucking neck-” “If you can reach it, that is.”

P.E is filled with sexual tension.

School is shit, so some of your classmates start shipping it

And though you deny it, and say that you would never date a note-sabotaging hooligan, you realise Childe incredibly gorgeous 

He knows you're beautiful too, which makes competition harder because sometimes he just daydreams about to next wrestling match you have with him. It's not because he likes you or anything he just looks forward to flirting fighting with you!

Then comes D-Day, the day when Childe got the message that he has a raging crush on you

So his brother Teucer, who's in primary school, is found crying in the school playground because he accidentally dropped the notebook his brother gave him into a puddle by none other than you 

You comfort him with chocolate and pick up the notepad, looking at the smudged ink that onced used to be a tutorial on multiplying fractions

Huh, this handwriting is familiar, and that whale doodle-  

Holy shit Childe writes notes for his brother? That’s?? So?? Cute??

Speak of the devil, hear comes the red head, his observant eyes catching the red rings under the small boy’s eyes

He grabs your collar, “What did you do to my brother?” 

Childe has never laid a hand on you before and doesn’t really overstep your boundaries, but if anyone touches his precious brother they will pay

Teucer looks at you two and nearly chokes on his chocolate, “They didn’t do anything! I just dropped-“

Small bub starts crying again and Childe hugs him, “Don’t worry Teucer, I'll write you more! I kinda forgot how to multiply fractions anyway!” He lies.

You’re on your way to the city centre, and since that’s close to where rich boy and rich boy jr lives, they tag along with you

“Thanks, y/n. Sorry for grabbing your collar, are you hurt?” He sheepishly scratches the back of his head, a little ashamed of losing his cool.

“I’m good. I never knew you had a brother!” You reply and Teucer jumps.

“Oh, is this the classmate you were talking about!? The one that beat you-” “SH-SHU-SHUSH TEUCER-”

And basically the rest of the day Teucer blabs about Childe’s crush on you

Childe just finds it adorable how you giggle at Teucer’s antics and how you speak so cutely and sofogohoho everything-

After that event, you kind of realise how nice Childe is

Like buying lollies for his senior, Zhongli during the summer

And sometimes he makes sure you eat well because he “can’t be happy when he beats you when you're not at your full capacity.”

He makes more height jokes, but they're in a gentler context now? Like, “You’re so angry and tiny, I should start calling you pocket rocket.” 

You’re slowly getting whipped for him too though. Sure, he draws those damn whale chibis in your notebook, but they have a little winky face and a heart now.

You don’t rub them out anymore, they’re too cute-

Childe burns himself out a lot, so you let him rest on your shoulder during free period and make sure he’s hydrated 

He’s whipped x2 now, good job

So now you guys go on study dates, and he’ll occasionally quiz you.

If you get something wrong, he gently flicks you on the forehead 🥺 But not too hard because “Competing against a person with dead brain cells is bad sportsmanship.”

Childe becomes more touchy (think chemistry, as time increases, the affection this boy has for you increases) like keeping you on one side of the road and ruffling your hair.

Everyone except you two know that you two are gonna be endgame at one point.

So 120000 coffee dates later, you ask him if he’s single or not (He’s popular with the ladies, gents and the non binary folk) and he shakes his head 

You twiddle your fingers and ask him out

Apparently, according to rumours, Childe is really harsh or incredibly sympathetic in terms of rejection.

Hoping to take the fall gently, you shut your eyes, but instead you feel your hands getting squeezing and you’re met with a red, flustered face 

Childe lets out a “Yes!” which comes out more shy than his usual coy tone of voice.

Ya’ll he’s so nice to you? He’ll still wrestle you and bully you about your height, but it’s so endearing?

So two new highschool sweethearts walk into school hand in hand all bubbly and lovey dovey. 

You both stare at the scoreboard of grades in your year...

You watch the colour drain from Childe’s face and when you look you feel like screaming...

“Joint... First... Place... AGAIN?!”

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