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Ranchers.... ranching...

hardly any ranchering going on here. i was. plagued by stardew ranchers, that;s what this truly is i am sorry

tango too busy beefing with a chicken he didnt realize jimmy was using his handkerchief for his bandana

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been feeling crappy so doodled the ol’ reliable (soft desert duo)

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The most diabolical miner and crafter

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Letters from a cowboy pt. II

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SILLIES

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dreaming of being more than a shadow~~

Aka Timmy most pathetic fella award HAHAH

Inspired by the layout of sinnykitt’s “Lighter” piece on Instagram! Just smth I wanted to try out playing with while procrastinating work

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Sooooo, what's your super specific jimmy au based on a historical figure about? 👀

oh you mean the one I am desperately trying to get my brain not to think about because I already HAVE a super niche jimmy au based on a historical figure? I'm so glad you asked <3

Grace Darling was the 22 year old daughter of a lighthouse keeper on the Farne Islands in the UK.

Early in the morning on September 7th 1838, she saw what she believed to be a shipwreck snagged on the rocks of one of the nearby islands. She convinced her father—who thought the idea much too dangerous—to accompany her to the wreck where they managed to save the lives of nine people.

This kind of thing made her INSTANTLY FAMOUS. like she was renowned worldwide for her bravery and empathy for others and for having done this etc. Artists traveled from ALL over to be able to draw portraits of her (people would pay so much money to have one to stick in their wallet. she was THAT famous), she was CONSTANTLY being interviewed by news outlets, Queen Victoria sent her £50!! they wrote each other letters!!!! She received a medal etc.

but grace hated the attention, and she was always saying she'd only done what any person would've and that was all!! she did not deserve nor want a pedestal!!! she asked kindly for it to stop!!! and it :')) did not :')).......

she could not leave her house without being swarmed by people and she was constantly being made to sit for portraits or strangers would beg her for a lock of her hair and it was a LOT! but she felt OBLIGATED to entertain it because it was SUPPOSEDLY well-intentioned!!! she was pressured to go on a tour around the country to speak about that day and her experience and she was SO worn down by the years of attention at this point that on this tour she....contracted tuberculosis and....died. at 26. and this just of course. pushed her even further into the spotlight and now in her death she is this. martyr. further memorialized in the media against her wishes as this hero. and I just. am so so sad for her. and wish she got some peace. she saved the lives of 9 people and she was in a way harassed for it until she,,,,,,,,,,,,

AND I JUST THINK THAT I CAN CANARY CURSE THAT. IN A WAY. MAYBE. I DONT KNOWWW I DONT KNOW. I CAN JIMMY THIS..........

tell me that the idea of Jimmy as a victorian era lighthouse keeper doesnt fucking SLAP. LIKE, im already picturing his wardrobe. UGH! hes so tortured. to me.

its not really an au yet....but it...but my brain is....its trying to make it so....something where i can talk about grace darling and how horribly upset I am about the way she was treated while also fitting jimmy into a victorian lighthouse setting.........................

Dont ask why my first instinct whenever I become obsessed and empathize with a new niche historical figure is to go "can I jimmy them?"

also pay no attention to the way both niche historical figures Ive done this to's stories have revolved around being the center of media storms outside of their control.

if you couldn't tell working at a museum is bad. for me personally. /silly

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Finished the doodle, we love ranchers here in this house

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I’m gonna do these whenever I see a funny tweet that reminds me of a hermit

Just a little doodle

Cuz I can

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Say it with me folks, I do not need another Jimmy centric au based off of a super niche historical figure.

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me and u both ouppy

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so I draw hermitcraft art now

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Tango of the Tek variety!!

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A little while ago at an open mic night, someone performed what was very obviously Treebark poetry, I wonder where they are now, Where are you Treebark poet? That shit made my night

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little toy tim

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Ranchers! Look at the boys (just a doodle)