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be your mythical best

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I literally don’t know what the episode was about.. I was only looking at the puppers. 

GMMore 1960

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My heart 🥺🥺🥺

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Kids.. they grow up so fast.

GMM 751 || GMM 1948

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“So go ahead and drive me insane

Baby, run your mouth

I still wouldn’t change being stuck with you.”

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Invisible Bed Fence 

Source

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🥺

When Rhett activates big brother mode.

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Saturn

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Link in a man bun.

GMMore 909 // GMMore 1760

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who’s overly emotional about someone else’s friendship? couldn’t be me…

so anyway, here’s a rhett and link edit I threw together 

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Harold Thinks His Left Nut Is Broken But He Hopes That He Doesn't Need A Left Nut Because He Has A Right Nut So Sometimes Harold Visits Cindy And Tells Her All About His Left Nut Then Reveals That He Has Not Worried About It Much So Cindy Says Gee I Kinda Like Nutless Men And Women So Why Don't We Just Make Snuggle Pies With The Financial People Because They Certainly Are Terribly Serious About Finances When They Are Awake And Drowsy Since They Tabulate Figures Best When They're Hydrated And Well Fed But Let's Continue To Tell Honest Stories To Them That Mean That We Love Them And Want Love From Harold And Cindy So Nuts Don't Come From Tabulations Or Financial Trees They Come From The Deepest Parts Of Our Loins And Shallow Skins Found Beneath Heavy Situations And Slippery Blankets If And Only If Cindy Dunks Harold's Donut Right In His Saucy Pouch Because Harold Knows That Saucy Pouch Pieces Are Damaged But Conflict Is Inevitable When Saucy Pouches Break But Cindy Thinks It's Cool So She Is Going To Break Ranks And Celebrate All The Pouches Even When They're Damp And Wet And Moist And Saturated And Slippery And A Bit Dry Therefore People Who Know Or Think They Know But Don't Still Like Nuts Because Who Does Not Like Nuts Except When The Harold's Nuts Burn And Go Itchy And Moist And Slippery And Saturated And A Little Bit Dry Then Why Does Anyone Need To Hold On To This Idea At All When You And Me Plus All People Can Simply Just Be Free And Moist So Let's Just Grab Everything By The Horns And Ride Because We Know That All Things Are Good But Some Things Are Meaningless But When You Crack The Cracks Of Smoothness You Exasperate Your Incredulity And That Does Not Mean That You Or Your Friends Are Stupid In Time You Will Come Back To Forward Thinking After Moving Backwards Like Hyenas And More Paula Hyenas Abdul Because Her Videos And Her Middle Name Is Hyenas So Harold Don't Forget To Call Your Mother Yesterday And Day Before Tomorrow Because All Calls Are Equal And Moist When Pouches Are Slippery So Cindy And Her Boy Daryl Achieve Love Even When They See No Harolds Or Mothers In Sight Therefore Philosophy And Science Hold The Keys To Knowledge And Moist Power Because They Never Cease To Commit To Left Of Center Nuts And Right Of Center Nuts Because Both Nuts Are Too Squirrely To Really Be Grabbed In The Center And Pulled Hard When Moist And Slippery Because They Don't Have Existence Or At Least One Does And Like Nuts But Harold's Nuts Are Cindy's Minus The One On Harold's Nuts Sack.

Rhett and Link, 2021

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“I water you, you water me; we grow together.” - Brandon Nembhard

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Clumsy Link - gmmore 1895 / gmmore 1896

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mythicalmclaughlin and i are going to hell with this

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Rhett:

Also Rhett:

Rhett calls Link honey every chance he gets and I think it's really cute (I don't ship them but love the bromance). P.S: Tried adding text to gifs for the first time. It kind of looks bad but I don't know how to properly add text.

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T-Shirt War 3?