candip-soul

[candip-soul]

Candy is one of the few people Dipper allows to brush and touch his hair and he makes sure it's long enough for her to do tiny styles in

[candip-soul]

Dipper: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Dipper and Candy, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Mabel: Our turn, Pacifica! One, two, three- vanilla!

Pacifica, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

[candip-soul]

Candy: It’s dark in here

Dipper: Don’t worry dude I got this

Dipper: *Stomps their feet*

Dipper: *Skechers light up*

[candip-soul]

[Alternate Roadside Attraction ending]

Dipper: Top 30 reasons why Dipper is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you!

Candy: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

[candip-soul]

Candy: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.

Dipper: Three words.

Candy:

[candip-soul]

Mabel: Just be yourself.

Dipper: 'Be myself'? Mabel, I have one day to win Candy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Ford: Couple days.

Stan: Six weeks.

Pacifica: Jury’s still out.

Dipper: See, Mabel?

Dipper: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

[candip-soul]

Dipper: Candy, I'm sad.

Candy: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Mabel: Pacifica, I'm sad.

Pacifica, nodding: same.

[candip-soul]

Dipper: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Mabel: Put spaghetti in it.

Dipper: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Pacifica: Put spaghetti in it.

Dipper: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Candy: Put spaghetti in it.

Dipper: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

[candip-soul]

Mabel: Why are Dipper and Candy sitting with their backs to each other?

Pacifica: They had a fight.

Mabel: Then why are they holding hands?

Pacifica: They get sad when they fight.