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has anyone considered chocobos are really cool
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THERES A DOG I CAN GET A DOG IM GETTING THE DOG FUCK THE QUEST SCRATCH WILL SAVE US
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just started bg3 why is reeve tuesti in a wall
#you cant tell me gales not just reeve with a stick#im keeping gale in my party forever btw i love him#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gale of waterdeep#ff7#reeve tuesti
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cid highwind has the foulest farmers tan on this earth i just know it. hes got several too, every section of his arm is a different level of tan because he either never takes his shirt off or never takes his gloves off so the middle of his arm is significantly darker than the rest of it and no one is a fan of this
#he will never fix it#i dont even think he can but hes certainly not trying#also my dad and i finally finished great comet and its let me go#back to ff7 posts but hopefully more often i keep forgetting i have tumblr#ff7#cid highwind#headcanons
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great comet chandelier... great comet chandelier you mean so much to me
#does anyone else get emotional over important set pieces#great comet chandelier obviously#but also the poto chandelier#crazy chandeliers in general#i lied its not set pieces it is just chandeliers i love some good thematically important light fixtures#great comet of 1812#great comet
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You know when a character is introduced in a thing and you just go, okay, this one was designed in a lab for me, okay, let's get it over with
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REEVE AS PIERRE
should i make a great comet/ff7 crossover au
this is said with the only solid and arguably reasonable role switch i can think of being dolokhov and cid because "fierce, but not too important" is the funniest possible description of cid highwind. and also the duel is exactly something cid would do. fighting entirely to piss someone off, missing the one shot you take in the entire show despite being introduced as being a great shot, and then getting your hand almost blown clean off by the guy who genuinely wants to kill you and or himself? thats cid behavior thats a tuesday night for him
zack as andrei and aerith as natasha would go hard too. the only problem with that being that andrei rejects natasha and also everything that happens with anatole because aerith would never. this is maybe only remedied by having cloud as anatole? which is. something, theyre both blond and thats where the connections end. but also its a crack au and its MY crack au i can do whatever i want
#him actually trying to kill cid during the duel...#him losing his mind in dust and ashes..#HIM ABOUT TO CLOCK CLOUD IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK IN PIERRE AND ANATOLE#still no idea who vincent is#but pierre!reeve is now being rotated about my brain at speeds that are becoming increasingly dangerous#ff7#reeve tuesti#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812#great comet of 1812#great comet#this fandom has so many damn tags im just shortening it to great comet of 1812 from now on my deepest and least sincere apologies#pierre bezukhov
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should i make a great comet/ff7 crossover au
this is said with the only solid and arguably reasonable role switch i can think of being dolokhov and cid because "fierce, but not too important" is the funniest possible description of cid highwind. and also the duel is exactly something cid would do. fighting entirely to piss someone off, missing the one shot you take in the entire show despite being introduced as being a great shot, and then getting your hand almost blown clean off by the guy who genuinely wants to kill you and or himself? thats cid behavior thats a tuesday night for him
zack as andrei and aerith as natasha would go hard too. the only problem with that being that andrei rejects natasha and also everything that happens with anatole because aerith would never. this is maybe only remedied by having cloud as anatole? which is. something, theyre both blond and thats where the connections end. but also its a crack au and its MY crack au i can do whatever i want
#i can actually find a lot of connections between characters#but it just puts them in really weird spots#will i do more with this?#unlikely but its fun to think about while my brain is having beyblade competitions with the two things right now#ff7#cid highwind#aerith gainsborough#zack fair#cloud strife#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812#great comet of 1812#great comet#fedya dolokhov#andrei bolkonsky#natasha rostova#anatole kuragin
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i love finding people who've listened to great comet but haven't read war and peace because most of the conversations go like this
me: oh yeah pierre, anatole, and dolokhov all used to be friends
them: really?? what happened?
me: they got shitface drunk and tied a bear to a police officer, threw them both in a river, and got banned from st petersburg
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me: the bear was fine though
#and it happens on like page 50 too#immediately after dolokhov drank an entire handle of vodka standing on the edge of anatoles roof#theyre terrible people but holy shit theyre entertaining#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812#great comet of 1812#great comet#war and peace#pierre bezukhov#anatole kuragin#fedya dolokhov
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obsessed with that guy not in the i need to fuck him way or i need to become him way but in the i need to take him apart like a portable radio and put him back together in entirely the wrong way way
#this is about. anatole kuragin#both the war and peace and the great comet version#but more the great comet version#someone come get your freak hes out again#im so interested in him just because what in the world could possibly be going on inside his head#they say it at the beginning of the musical too they just announce yeah hes hot and rich with nothing better to do#but in the book he does actually have shit to do#hes in the army like dude why are you here you have to go fight napoleon not try to kidnap a teenager#something is deeply wrong with him and i dont think i can fix it and im not going to try but i do need to know how he got like that#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812#great comet of 1812#great comet#anatole kuragin#war and peace#because hes a freak in that too
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rip fedya dolokhov you would've loved chainsmoking outside a nondescript gas station and rage baiting people
#anyone remember great comet?#because i do#and its trying to ruin my life again#natasha pierre and the great comet of 1812#great comet#great comet of 1812#fedya dolokhov#dragging my mutuals kicking and screaming into this musical because its the only thing im gonna post about#until i get enough of my ff7 fic written to post about that instead
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personally I don't think if you're a kid you should be using your real name on the internet. very easy for people to find out too much about you. instead you should spend years using a different made-up name that becomes part of your persona to an arguably even greater degree than your actual name and then when you grow up and find out you're trans you have a ready-made name to switch to even if it's probably like Leaf or something
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Cloud Strife to Sephiroth in every FF7 installment
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Every unhinged fic writer needs an equally unhinged friend who "yes ands" their ideas and encourages them to write all their most far fetched and insane stories.
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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i鈥檓 being hunted by god
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