canisramingo

[canisramingo]

"Oh, look... The pot calling the kettle black—

...which is totally highlighted by the fact you're actually trying to justify nonsense."

rabbit-of-snow started following you

  "Well, most of the time you’re a foolish idiot, so it’s gotta be contagious. I’m sure they’re as reckless as you too than."

"Good. I mean- it’s not good that you’re not that loaded on money, it’s good that’s never going to be a possibility between us!" That’d be like buying friendship, and she never was that kind of sort.

[canisramingo]

[canisramingo]

Long pause of silence in which whole life starts flashing before his eyes. To think he imagined a different death, perhaps on the battlefield fiercely holding Zabimaru in the last attempt to overbear the enemy and with a cool soundtrack playing in background...

Not like this.

"...F...uck...y..."

              “What was that?”

[canisramingo]

"Uhhh, I'm trembling."

              “If you don’t explain yourself…

            …you might just end up genderless.”

[canisramingo]

"Better you remain clueless, then."

              “I have no clue what that means.”

[canisramingo]

"And such words are coming from someone who actually lives in that shop."

              “I understand it perfectly fine. I just choose not to listen to dumbasses fools that use vulgarities because they look like a monkey, literally, doing so.”

[canisramingo]

"Which part of flying fuck didn't you comprehend?"

              “It’s quite interesting to a certain extent.” She doesn’t even know.

[canisramingo]

"I don't know the whole story, but as long as I think you're okay I don't give a flying fuck."

              “For your sake you shouldn’t.”

[canisramingo]

"I won't, I won't."

              “Fine, but when Sui-feng-taichou hunts you down for bringing me there, don’t complain to me.”

[canisramingo]

[canisramingo]

"Blablabla, less words and more action."

              “I’m not exactly allowed back in the Soul Society like my master.”

[canisramingo]

"I never mentioned the world of the living."

              "How are we going to get served when I look like I’m ten and we are not exactly human." 

[canisramingo]

"Taverns, excellent. Let's go."

            “Left.”

[canisramingo]

"Sure, right or left?"

            “Care to share?”

[canisramingo]

"What I said."

"I have two."

              "What does that even mean?"

            “I have an idea.”

[canisramingo]

[canisramingo]

Shit, why one of those recording contraptions from the world of the living is never at hand when needed? Like something similiar, being eulogized by him, happens once every hundred-thousand years or so; quite astounding, eh.

"Thank you."

  The calligraphy class was almost at a close and Renji had made a valiant effort today. There was less ink on the tatami for starters. It was an improvement. “Of course not. You are making considerable progress considering this is not your forte. I am impressed. ”