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what? huh?? bwuh??? i actually didn't hear can you say that again
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cannedheet · 4 months ago
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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cannedheet · 4 months ago
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Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:
A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin
A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans
A clock that isn’t 24-hours
More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know
Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain
Multiple moons/no moon
Planetary rings
A northern lights effect, but near the equator
Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks
Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals
Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands
The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage
No concept of virginity or bastardry
More than 2 genders/no concept of gender
Monotheism, but not creationism
Gods that don’t look like people
Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats
Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot
Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom
“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls
A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language
A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)
I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.
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cannedheet · 4 months ago
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jack the moment he’s handed a gun
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happy valentines day
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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tallstar’s revenge
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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Hello, says the world, you are so little. Hello, says the world, you are so big.
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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TW:BLOOD & A BIT Of GORE‼️
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this scene in vol 2 had got to be one of my absolute favourite in the whole series.. for reasons…..
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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um................... can i help you
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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And if everybody make tftgs oc/self insert? I BEG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST HEARD ME OUT PLEASE 😭😭😭
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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when the light does the thing that makes you feel like you were in here 20 000 years ago
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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Out in the gas station....... straight up JACKING it....... and by it...... lets just say........ my townsend........
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.
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cannedheet · 5 months ago
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once in a blue moon i'll see my dad opening tumblr. and i know it isn't any of my business but what the fuck is he doing on here???? i hope to holy hell he never finds either of my accounts
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