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This blog has been moved! Catch me on the new blog!

     ►   Independent Yondu Udonta      ►    est. 8.12.14      ►    revamped 5.17.17      ►    selective, 18+ 

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cannibalisticwhistler-a:

// Just a heads up to all the folks who I’ve followed, have followed me, or have re-followed–

This blog is crazy cluttered and I kinda want to start with a fresh slate, so I’m probably going to archive it and move to a new blog over the weekend. It’ll be the same URL, same Yondu– I just won’t have all this dead weight in my archive and my followers list.

// Actually, you know what? I’m impatient and I wanna follow people with the right blog, so I just did it.

I’ve moved to @cannibalisticwhistler! This blog has been archived!

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echoofanaugur:

“Is that a trick question?”

“Depends on whether I like yer answer.”

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xgamora:

            “ please … you’re practically a POSTER CHILD for the word, toots.”

“Yeah, probably. But admit it-- you like a little misbehavin’ in yer life. That’s why y’ hang around my boy Quill. We’re just yer kinda TROUBLE.”

[cannibalisticwhistler-a]

// Just a heads up to all the folks who I’ve followed, have followed me, or have re-followed--

This blog is crazy cluttered and I kinda want to start with a fresh slate, so I’m probably going to archive it and move to a new blog over the weekend. It’ll be the same URL, same Yondu-- I just won’t have all this dead weight in my archive and my followers list.

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“C’mon, now. Is this the face of a GUILTY man?”

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revvupyourharley:

“Oh you know me, I like t’hang ‘round desolate outposts, waitin’ for handsome blue Ravagers t’sweep me off my feet, take me away from this life of crime.” She likes to think she’s terribly funny. She isn’t. “ —I needed t’pay the Collector a visit. Found a lil trinket he’s been wantin’.”

“Careful, now. I’ve heard there are all sorts a’ disreputable types ‘round a place like this.”

He leans up against a nearby bulkhead-- it’s FILTHY, but so is everything in places like Knowhere. He’s come to see the underbelly of the galaxy as his natural habitat-- it’s where he’s most comfortable. 

And anyway, GRIME is good for the leather.

“A trinket, y’ say?”

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revvupyourharley:

@cannibalisticwhistler gets a starter ‘cause Welcome Back~

“—-Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes?         Fancy meeting you on a planet like this,         Udonta.”

“ Well, well, well. What’s a sweet lil’ thing like you doin’ in a nasty place like THIS ? ”

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// Rules and bio have been updated. Bio’s pretty rough at this point, but I’ll tweak it as I digest the new canon.

Currently going through my follow list-- so far I’ve unfollowed about 200 inactive blogs, and I think I’ve got about 200 more to go before I’m finished. After that’s done, I’ll start working on new icons and a lil’ promo.

But hey. ‘Sup? 

:)

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Without Me

-Eminem

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“That’s ‘cause they’re not idiots like you.” He shot a disgruntled look  in  J’Son’s  direction. “The whole damn army comin’ after me would’a just gotten me killed-- or started a war.  They know I would’a gotten myself outta there eventually.”

Yondu was somewhat less trusting of the autopilot function. He didn’t  like  entrusting  his fate to a computer when he knew pur- -suers were hot on his tail. So even though he was  the  picture of  ease  with  his  boots  propped  up  on the dash, he kept one eye on the controls, ready to jump  in  should  anything  appear behind them.

“Yeah, well-- they meant t’ kill me but seein’ as I’m so charmin’.” He  stretched his arms and threaded his hands together behind his head. “And rich. It was  probably  the  rich  thing  that  did  it more than’ the charmin’. Figured they could hold me fer ransom.”

“I didn’t see your loyal ravagers coming to save you ‘pretty face’. Just me.” J’Son sat in the pilots seat and shifted uncomfortably. He didn’t like the implication that he was loyal to Yondu…

J’Son focused on detaching from the base and getting free from Udonta’s captors. As soon as he could get his ship in autopilot then he could scream and yell and curse at the man to his hearts content.

“I’m surprised you’re still alive,” he said meaning for it to come out angry but startled that it sounded more relieved and concerned. He focused on the controls in front of him.

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He smiles, turning a lazy eye up toward the assassin. There’s nothing   of   apology  in  that  look;  he  promised  her  shelter aboard his ship, but he never said anything about kindness.

“Don’t pull a weapon on me unless y’ mean t ’ use  it,  Nebula.” He  reaches  up  to grab the tip of her knife, his fingers curling so tight that red blood begins to seep along the edge.

“See, I don’t doubt that y’ got the nerve. I know you’d kill me if y’ could; but yer too smart fer that. You know as well  as  I  do that  if  y’  tried  t’  use this knife properly, you’d be signin’ yer own death certificate.”

She moves with blinding speed towards the Centurion,  a blade resting at his throat and her knee pressing on crotch as she glares. That word irked her to the point of lashing out, and this was a warning that she would not tolerate it. 

“Call me that again, and coziness will be the least of your concerns.” 

[cannibalisticwhistler-a]

A few tips && tricks on fancy formatting

WITHOUT using html

First things first, a very easy way to make your text look fancy is to switch between big && small text, CAPITALIZED words && normal written words, && CAPITALIZED BIG WORDS and small text. As you can see this already looks somewhat fancy.

Now: If you want to format without html, the most easy way is to highlight a word && wait for these things to pop up:

What you can do with these things is bold, italic, strike, underline (technically that’s a link but whatever) 

&& this big font thing.

Now I personally don’t really use these, I prefer to use key-combinations ( because for me it’s faster ): ctrl / b –> bold ctrl / i –> italic ctrl / shift / 2 –> big font thing ctrl / shift / 6 –> strike

ctrl / shift / 9 –> blockquote

Now these are the basics, but there are more. Most roleplayers like to use small text like the one I’m writing this tutorial in. But to use it you have to go into html mode and type <small></small> everywhere. Or, you use some more key-combinations: ctrl / shift / + (plus) or  -  (minus) ([you gotta try this one]–>small to make it big again (the usual size) just highlight the small text again and press the keys again [logic i know] ctrl / , (comma) –>makes your text go down ctrl / . (dot) –> makes your text go up

NOTE: when you use up/down, it automatically makes your text smaller. If you want it to have the same size, make the text big && then use the combination for up/down

Now we got that out of the way, let’s talk about text like this:

e̢͔̞͈̗̟͉͙̯̳̎͑̈̾̈̕͞x̰̪͋͗̓̎̃͊̎̎a̛͇̳̖̯͓͚͍͚͑͌m̵͍̞͂̐̓ͧͥͪͣ͒́p̪̪̼͚͔̎̂ͭ̀l͉͈͓̪̜̦̟͙̹̆̿͗̀͢e̷͚͙̭̰͉͉̒̅̂̅ͮ̀  and this  ｅｘａｍｐｌｅ

You can find the first one here && the second one here (this side has lots of other fonts too)

Just copy and paste them ;)

The LAST thing you have to do is to combinate these things at will && voilá: a normal sentence looks FANCY wow && guess what?? You didn’t have to go into html mode once yay!! [just don’t over-do it]

So yeah, hope this helps :)

Nothing that has to do with formating but I thought I’d leave this here: symbols

EDIT: more combinations: ctrl / K –> link ctrl / shift / l –> horizontal line ctrl / shift / P –> Insert Photo ctrl / shift / K –> Insert Read More

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"Yea, speaking of blood and sweat..maybe it's time to clean the high class leather coat"

“Touch my coat n’ I’ll string ya up by the balls, y’ hear me?”

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“Ehh, maybe a little. It’d look nice on the  dashboard  a’  my ship, anyhow. A real conversation piece, if y’  know what I mean.”

          ❛ Your devotion to ignorance is one of the most         impressive I’ve come across, ravager. & I daresay you           still crave to have your rapacious blue hands on one. ❜