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Welcome to the

Fictional Gods Tournament

Here we make our favorite fictional deities fight for our adoration.

Rules:

-Fictional Characters only -Gods, goddesses, deities, incarnations, divine personifications, etc. They are welcome as long as they are divine in nature, -The deity most be an original creation for their media. -Characters that are named after real life gods are welcome only if their domain is different from their counterpart's. For example:

A god of thunder named Zeus or Thor❌

A god of motor oil named Zeus or Thor✅

-No media is excluded but I reserve the right to reject a submission. -Only 4 characters per media.

Submissions will close on November 19th.

SUBMIT HERE

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Aaaand we're off for our next tournament!

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Alright, I've got two thousand people here now, let's try to figure out what this site's favourite anime are. This is going to work pretty similarly to the survey r/anime ran fairly recently. I've got a google form right here for people to fill out. You can submit a list of up to 20 anime, and those anime will be given points based on how high up the list they are (5 points for #1, 4 points for #2-3, 3 points for #4-5, 2 points for #6-10, 1 point for #11-20). If you can't think of a top 20, that's fine, you don't have to fill out all 20 spots. I'll leave the form open for a couple of weeks, and then close the survey, tally up the results, and post the top 100. I'd really appreciate reblogs on this post, I'd like want as many responses as possible.

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Undead character showdown: Semifinals, matchup one:

Who is your favorite undead character?

Propaganda:

Brook: "Brook died and ate a devil fruit that would let him revive, but he's soul got lost for and by the time he found his body, it was already a skeleton. He's obsessed with skeleton puns. His a great musician and at some point becomes a rockstar known as "Soul King". He has a very sad backstory too.

(Spoilers for Brook's backstory) He was part of a pirate crew that befriended a baby whale. They eventually had to leave the whale because they felt it was too dangerous to take it with them, but they promised they'd eventually comeback. Sadly half of the crew got "the plague" along the way (including the captain) which meant that those that were still healthy had to continue the adventure on their own. Later they got attacked by an enemy crew and everyone died, making Brook the only one of his crew left thanks to his powers. Unfortunately the rowing of the ship had been broken, leaving Brook adrift and completely alone for 50 years until a new pirate crew found him and welcomed him. The promise he made to the baby whale has kept him going this time." -Submitter #1

"Former musician-turned-acting-captain of the Rumbar pirates, he was revived after death due to the effect of his devil fruit. Of course, it took a bit and the ocean carried away his ship, so by the time he found his body, he was nothing but bones. He joined the Straw Hat pirates in an effort to fulfill his crew’s final promise, as well as to help Luffy make his dream a reality. He is light enough to run on water, can enhance his attacks with ice, and he’s been able to save the crews skin on multiple occasions…which is ironic considering he doesn’t have any! Skull joke! Yohohohoho!" -Submitter #2

Gerard "Gerry" Keay: "Gerry is everything. Sarcastic, Goth, really cool, full of quips. He has a deeply tragic story and a bittersweet end. What more do you need??" -Voter

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Multiple Elements Character Tournament - Round 1 (D) 7/12

Blackbeard: Darkness and Quakes

Ben Tennyson: Ice, Sound, Electricity, Crystals, Energy, Time, Space, Gravity, Metals, Fire, Water, Earth, Wind, Light, Darkness, Acid, Plants, and Atomic

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this is my second “favorite fish man” poll because i put fisher tiger twice on the last one and as many people pointed out, that skews the data 💀 not intentional at all but i like the conspiracy theories y’all came up with as to why i would do such a thing lmao. anyways, please spread THIS ONE instead !!

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reblog for a higher sample size !!

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GUESS WHAT TIME IT ISSSSS

That’s right! The Bob tournament is back!!!

This year we’ll be doing another 64 character bracket (unless I get fewer responses in which case we’ll do a 32 or something).

I put a space to infodump on the form this time. But be aware that I won’t be including it as propaganda automatically in any of the polls or anything. So it’s just there if ya want to tell me about your Bob.

Remember this is a tournament for characters named Bob (real people aren’t exactly encouraged, but I will include them if it’s funny)

So without further ado:

Bobs that are already in:

Bobs (mirrormask)

Bob (guardian tales)

Bobby (creamerie)

Rob Cantor (tally hall)

Bob Hunter (desperate housewives)

King bob (recess)

Robert Paulson (fight club)

Bad Bob Zimmerman (check please)

Bob the sentient sourdough starter (a wizards guide to defensive baking)

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Hey btw when is the tournament gonna start?

Well now, that's a very good questio-

Okay, but seriously, I've been dealing with some stuff IRL that has delayed the gag tournament a bit. Nothing terrible, don't worry.

Also Executive Dysfunction is kicking my ass. I've been working on consolidating repeat submissions, and I hope to be finished soon.

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Okay, hopping on this trend!

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So I'm sorry it took so long, I have no been doing that well mentally the past year, but I'm doing better now, and I do wnat to run this

so I finally organized all the submissions onto an Excel spreadsheet. We will have to do a few preliminary rounds I think. But I think i should say the top stories that will definitely be in this bracket

-Starlight Gatherer from Revue Starlight with 11 submissions

-Three Ways To Survive a Ruined World (Ways of Survival) from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint! with 5 submissions

Steel Samurai from Ace Attorney with 4 submissons

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Morally Questionable Anime Milfs Submission Form

No mommy's perfect.

Welcome to the morally questionable anime milfs competition, where we pit hot moms who have made controversial choices against one another.

Fictional characters only please.

The term ‘anime’ is used loosely for simplicity’s sake. Manga, visual novels, manhua, manhwa, donghua, etc. are also allowed. If you have a question about a specific character, just ask. Or go ahead and submit them anyway, and if I don’t feel they fit, I just won’t include them.

Y'all know what milf means. I don't think I need to explain that one. Do feel free to tell me about your milf's sexiest qualities though.

Not limited to biological mothers—as long as the character fills a maternal role, it's fine.

This is NOT the place to submit outright abusive mothers (towards children, at least). The mom must genuinely care about their kid(s)/charge(s) and be someone who is not intentionally malicious. I would say it is alright to submit a 'bad mom with good intentions' who is trying their best, but still messing up, or a character that is a very good mother, but who's moral ambiguity arises from reasons Beyond their parenting. Example being the 'villain who's an excellent parent' trope. Just explain your reasoning to me, and I'll use my own discretion if I feel the character crosses a line.

I have not yet decided the bracket size, and will do so once I see the final submission count.

Some level of horniness in the propaganda is expected, but I will urge you guys try and keep things at a PG-13 level. Here's everyone's advisory notice now: Don't follow this particular competition if this type of content makes you uncomfortable.

Poll propaganda can be submitted through the ask box, replied directly on poll posts, or made as separate posts and then tagged with the blog name. Just be sure to keep things civil.

I'll keep the form open until June 15th. Have at it!

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Giraffe Girumble - Loser Finals

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

Kaku propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

Boy can turn into both a straight-up giraffe and a swordfighting giraffe-man hybrid. He's also got pretty giraffe eyelashes even in his human form.

Kaku turns into a giraffe-human by being ordered to eat a devil fruit by his boss, and the first thing this man does is hop on the giraffe propaganda train, no hesitation. His collegues are wolfs and leopards. Does Kaku mope about being a giraffe? No! He literally holds a whole speech explaining why giraffes are both dope, cool and the most lethal animal on the savanna. Then proceeds to unleash the limitless destructive power of the giraffe. Kaku is the no. 1 giraffe character, hands down, no competition, I will die on this hill, give me 1000 dollars.

Kirin/ The Giraffe Propaganda:

Voiced by Kenjiro Tsuda, he oversees the lesbian drama student tournament arc that makes up the plot of the anime.

Probably one of the Giraffes in fiction Ever

Wakarimasu...

I'm a Giraffe guy Propaganda:

They did say they were a giraffe, soooooooo

From the vine in which a skiier in a giraffe suit skis past the camera and shouts "I'm a giraffe!" Clearly a giraffe

Imagine if you will, a ski trip to Colorado with friends. You stop to take a photo to remember the occasion. Your friend tells you say to Colorado and before you can speak, a man in a giraffe onesie on skis zips by yelling three words. “I’m a giraffe!” And disappears without a trace. I’m Rod Serling, and welcome to the Twilight Zone.

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King is only 3 years younger than Benn Beckman, and he's 11 years older than Smoker.

Smoker: 36, King: 47, Beckman: 50, Rayleigh: 78

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Giraffe Girumble - Winner's Finals

Propaganda below:

Kaku Propaganda:

He's a black ops government assassin who can transform into a giraffe or a human-giraffe hybrid that is really angular for some reason. He fights using two swords and wind blades shot from his feet, but giraffes have four feet, so he can shoot wind blades from all four limbs. He can also become a cube. And suck in his neck to fire his head forward like a cannon, his nose like a square-shaped cannonball. Or suck in his neck to make his legs longer, like a pasta machine.

Boy can turn into both a straight-up giraffe and a swordfighting giraffe-man hybrid. He's also got pretty giraffe eyelashes even in his human form.

Kaku turns into a giraffe-human by being ordered to eat a devil fruit by his boss, and the first thing this man does is hop on the giraffe propaganda train, no hesitation. His collegues are wolfs and leopards. Does Kaku mope about being a giraffe? No! He literally holds a whole speech explaining why giraffes are both dope, cool and the most lethal animal on the savanna. Then proceeds to unleash the limitless destructive power of the giraffe. Kaku is the no. 1 giraffe character, hands down, no competition, I will die on this hill, give me 1000 dollars.

Giraffe propaganda:

The template. The original. Every contestant has them to thank as the basis for their tall necked perfection and wonder.