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I have found out who’s running the crow anon!!!! ‘Twas easy too

I figured it out a while ago, but crow preferred to remain anonymous for the time being and I am nothing if not a gentleman.

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Anywho, I have souls to tourment I guess, see you around Mx. Radio demon!

*the crow said as he left a shiny trinket on the sill before flying off with stray feathers falling in the breeze*

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Good day to you as well crow.

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*the crow smiled and started quietly chittering due to a happy stim before silencing himself*

I don’t make friends often due to that fact, or acquaintances so it’s nice to do that

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I can imagine.

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It’s not that you specifically make me shy, I’m just scared of being social anyways, but I’m getting out of my shell and chatting more with people which I think is good? Anywho Uhm I guess you can call me crow

*the purple crow demon said as he looked at them, trying to be more confident in his wording*

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Ah, you’re an introvert.

Well, it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance crow.

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Uhm hello, I just wanted to say you are really cool, I’m just way to shy to actually say it without anon soooo Uhm yeah, thank you bye!

*a shy crow demon said as he landed on the window sill of the radio tower with his head down*

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Thank you for the compliment, but there’s no need to be so shy my friend. I may be a well known overlord but that shouldn’t denote me being unapproachable either.

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I may have control over the radio waves that transmit the internet to your system but in this case I had nothing to do with it. Thought it is entertaining all the same.

[Tumblr keeps crashing and I literally run on the best software and hardware in hell, earth, or heaven. So I’m going to blame this on Alastor somehow.]

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I’m not as easy to goad along as you are Vox.

What would happen if Alastor joined the VEES?

[Well, if he were SMART, he’d join up and we’d all be unstoppable. But noOoOoOoOo, old man wants to stay back in his bygone era so I suppose we’ll just have to thrive without his geriatric ass.]

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I would kill myself before that happens. Besides I have much more powerful being I talk to now.

What would happen if Alastor joined the VEES?

[Well, if he were SMART, he’d join up and we’d all be unstoppable. But noOoOoOoOo, old man wants to stay back in his bygone era so I suppose we’ll just have to thrive without his geriatric ass.]

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It’s been a little while since I’ve posted any puns here so I think it’s high time I fix that.

How do trees access the internet? They log-on.

Did you hear about the burglar who fell into the cement mixer? Now he’s a hardened criminal.

Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.

Why should you always knock on a refrigerator before opening it? Because there might be a salad dressing.

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Sure it is, yet who is still obsessed with who here? That’s what I thought.

I’m just here to slowly make everything into an Emperor’s New Groove Reference.

This petty bitch would, too.

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You could say I have an ace up my sleeve.

☆ミ

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Honestly, the second it stopped being entertaining I decided to leave.

Vox's Interrogation

(Do Not Repost or Dub) Vox is up to no good and wanted to know what the deal was Alastor made with Charlie. It seems to go well until Valentino decided to ruined it.

Note: If there's adult humor or any suggestive content in the comic. I will put a disclaimer before anyone had a read.

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Tobias really does enjoy tormenting you doesn’t he? Can’t say I blame him when you deserve it.

🫵Bald

-you know who

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Come pick him up

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I pride myself on my excellent ability to cook, can he say the same?

Hell's Greatest Chef

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Anyone else absolutely love these two? <3

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Has Fat Nuggets ever bitten you before?

He has not but I believe that is more due to the fact that Angeldust won’t let him near me.

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Do you know anything much about Husk’s mother?

Aside from the fact he must have had one to give birth to him, no I don’t know anything about her.

If I might inquire, why do you ask?