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We had Gabriel getting assaulted by stray kittens the stream's wonderful so far
Real footage??!?
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Ayo Gianni is streaming
I got scared by the twitch notification earlier
we’re so back
But I watch the streams after they get uploaded it’s just easier to write down the timestamps and transcriptions that way
#also he starts the stream when I’m at work#and by the time I get home it’s 2 hours later so I just wait till it gets uploaded#in the time he was gone I got through a Lot of older streams#like I’m about to hit pre-act 2 streams within a week or so#I wonder if the requests from.. before the incident known as 6-2 will be less. well. you know#time will tell#ask#asks#non voice post
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I love Neco-Arc.
Funny little cat.
Little funny scrimblo.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#extremely specific gif not made by me i found it in the wild#idk the way he says this makes me imagine him holding a phone like a boomer when u show them a meme#you know what i mean right#how they hold up the phone at that same angle and look at it really close or like an arms length away#imagine hes wearing glasses too
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fuck that robot friday
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I just needed to draw Gabriel being uh... yea
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hi. my two moods for ultrakill.
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Deitypunch unalive or some shit
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I'm going to kiss you.
Aaaannnd then kiss you again!
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#OKAYY I MEAN IF YOU INSIST TEEHEE#:3#filter dying and exploding when things get too loud moment. sigh
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truly the judge of hell ever
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I feel like Gianni and Lenval have a lot in common if only because you can make Gianni say almost anything as Gabriel and you can pretend Sisyphus is saying whatever the Disco Elysium narrator says. For the low low price of $0 you can picture Sisyphus from Ultrakill talking about white hot communist sex or saying that man is definitely one of the homos
I still have yet to play disco elysium but I know when I do my mind will be so ultrakill-rotted I will be imagining sisyphus the whole time
Such is the curse
#long games scare me so it’s just sitting in my steam library taunting me#next tags are unrelated to this ask#you guys sent uh a lot of asks when I disappeared for a few days#I’ll prob not answer all of them because as expected when I answer one hrmm uh Of Those kinds of asks a bunch more show up#and horndog behavior is allowed here but I don’t want to just post that and nothing else lol#asks#ask#non voice post
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Riddle me this, Machine.
Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Hmph!
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#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#i was supposed to post this yesterday oops.#Im Not dead just always busy#also trying to draw more gabe thirst art for u all. key word is trying. the art skill is tormenting me rn
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hey guys did you know that the higher the difficulter the bigger Gabriel's crush on V1 after 3-2 gets it's canon i'm like pretty sure you guys
( shoutout to @ zhimaqiu for sparking the idea lol)
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EW.
Machine, what the fuck?
That’s so gross! That’s so disgusting!
What’s wrong with you machine?!
Why are you like that?
It’s- it’s kinda hot though. Do it- do it again.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#machine guts 😳#haha noo dont remove your plating and ask me to feel you from the inside haha omgg what if someone sees us#COUGHS. anyway............................................... im back from da jungle#what did i miss
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gabriel ultrakill lore
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Hell's biggest pissbaby
And a meme to make up for accidentally making him look cool:
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Even Deeper
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Oh. Okay. No, that's fine.
I- fuck off then. I... didn't... Yeah, you better run.
This.. This gives me the time that I wanted to- to keep playing, actually.
So-so thank you.
Bitch. Pussy. Run away. I've- I've got other shit to do.
Fucking... stupid Machine...
Why... Why can't I quit you?
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#this one is really good#hehe..#queued post im being eated by 24 species of bug rn
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