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I wish all my fellow self shippers a very get your guts rearranged by your f/o

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selfshipping as an adult is kind of funny cuz it’s like yeah i have an imaginary friend and they rearrange my guts sometimes too

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eddie’s sheets are the way they are because he likes it fucking messy. spit and lube and cum and whatever the fuck else, he wants it messy and wet and kinda gross and i LOOOVE IT

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Quick, top 5 fav kinks aaaaand go! —Nic

@spicy-me-myself-and-my-fos AAAAA OKAY OKAY LET'S SEE-

praise

spanking

breeding

exhibitionism

watersports

these are my main!!! there are a few other things i'm into but i don't know if they count as kinks? is dry humping a kink? i don't know. but!!! these are my favorites!!!

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from one "ok soooo i wasn't into this thing before until f/o came along" gal to another i love this for you 🤝 it's a lot of fun honestly, to figure out your kinks and explore new things !!! maybe they're just fantasies that don't need to be fulfilled irl, maybe they're something that you'll do with a partner at some point later down the line. either way! once you get past the cringe (still working on that myself for SURE lol) it's really freeing and exciting! and hot, obviously >:))) -mysilentnightshipping

AND I LOVE THIS FOR YOU, @mysilentnightshipping!!!

you're sooo right, it's so fun!!! it's like the whole world opened up!!! there are so many things to explore and so many ways to explore them, and i love love love how safe it feels. no risk. no consequences. it helps me understand myself more which is good for me and is good for future relationships bc i already sorta have an idea of what makes me feel good and what doesn't make me feel good!!! no downsides!!! i love that we're able to do this and i wish you and your f/os all the best w your sexual exploration!!! 🖤

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i love having a healthy sex life with my fictional lover

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can't wait to fuck my metalhead bf in the backseat of my new car to break it in <3

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hiii fyi!!! i usually tag every post here with #after hours but i am changing that tag to #slut stuff!!! just in case you're following but you wanna keep your dash sfw on a regular basis, you can blacklist it!!! 🖤

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it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

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Would me sending you piss kink memes be funny or too much 🤔 would ofc be from a place of 100% support! Esp since ive got my own kinks that are a bit out there lmaoooo -mothlover69-afterdark

THEY'LL BE FUNNY @mothlover69-afterdark

piss kink memes were already funny to me but now that i am who i am and i'm into what i'm into they're extra funny to me. plus it's you and i know you and i trust you so they are MORE than welcome. i'm over the embarrassment now, you're allowed to make fun of me. thank you for asking ily :)

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Would me sending you piss kink memes be funny or too much 🤔 would ofc be from a place of 100% support! Esp since ive got my own kinks that are a bit out there lmaoooo -mothlover69-afterdark

THEY'LL BE FUNNY @mothlover69-afterdark

piss kink memes were already funny to me but now that i am who i am and i'm into what i'm into they're extra funny to me. plus it's you and i know you and i trust you so they are MORE than welcome. i'm over the embarrassment now, you're allowed to make fun of me. thank you for asking ily :)

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omg heyy. you may or may not know who this is but i'm staying anonymous for the sake of my sanity GHASGHAH anywho waving massive flags in support of your piss kink because i *also* discovered i had a piss kink over the past year but i'm still mad embarrassed about it 👁️👁️ which is hilarious because i definitely have another kink that i think is considered far more out there than this 😅 hopefully this isn't too weird but this seems like a safe space and i trust you so i'm probably okay and overthinking it!! live your truth!! 🫶

this is a safe space!!!!!

i knowww how embarrassing it can feel. it was embarrassing for me too and sometimes it still is!!! so we're in this together!!!

but honestly. the more time goes on and the more i try it on, the less embarrassing it gets. is it weird? yeah, maybe! not everyone's into it, not everyone understands it, and that's totally okay. there's stuff that i'm not into too. people like what they like. sexuality, like self shipping, is something that's really personal for us and we're allowed to explore and experiment however we please!!! so even if it's embarrassing sometimes, i think it's cool that you're discovering things about yourself!!!

i hope you grow more and more comfortable with it!!! i hope, if you decide you want to, you get the opportunity to explore and experiment with it!!! thank you for trusting me enough to share with me and thank you for supporting me, i support you!!!

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wdym you're pulling out. Do you hate me

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"this character wouldn't-" i had sex with him in my mind palace. come back with a warrant.

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Have your piss kink. Be a freak. You're lovely, and you deserve it 💕🖤

this is so genuinely kind and comforting of a message and you didn’t have to send it but you did!!! and that means everything to me!!! thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

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absolutely not yucking your yum, but would you be able to tag stuff related to piss with a tag ppl can block? no pressure though, its your blog :)

of course, of course, no problem at all!!! i know it's not everyone's thing!!! anything related will be tagged #piss tw so feel free to blacklist!!! :)