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howdy folks

ill be logging off of tumblr for a while :)

life sorta punched me in the gut so i figured its healthiest for me to take a break rn

no need to worry abt me tho lol

love u all platonically!!

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Your last statement is incorrect, your f/o loves you sooooooo much!!

... thank you anon :)

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guess who just got hit by the inevitable realization that shes unlovable? this bitch!

im too much of a cold bitch to sustain a healthy relationship!! none of my f/os would actually tolerate my stupid ass who’s completely unable to be vulnerable in any way!!

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Imagine your f/o smiling whenever they say your name because that’s the name of the person they love!!!!!

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flavors of obscure f/os

-the straight-up obscure f/o. 90% of the content in their tag is from your blog. you cant find a single fic about them, let alone a reader insert. this is very sad

-the poorly portrayed f/o. theyre decently popular, but nobody characterizes them how you do. maybe theyre nonhuman and all the content of them humanizes them. maybe theyre a villain that half the fandom puts in leather pants (if youll pardon my tv tropes lingo). maybe people just dont write them correctly. this is also very sad

-the popular unpopular f/o. everybody knows who they are, and i mean everybody. but it seems youre the only person on earth who ships with them, or even genuinely consider yourself a fan of their source. you go in their tag and you find gifsets and memes, but no fanart or writing. youre embarrassed about shipping with them. this is also very sad

in any case.... thats solidarity babe!!!! make that content!!! your f/o loves you !!!!!

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Home is where you're safe, where you're warm, where you're wanted. And you're my home.

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Imagine your f/o waiting for at home after a long day of school/work. They softly comfort and reassure you after you had a rough and tiring day.

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anyways if you're an aromantic/arospec selfshipper i love and respect you so much. your love for your faves doesn't undermine your orientation in any way!!💚💚💚

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watching obscure shows be like: i really want screenshots of this character bc i think i have a crush on them but ive gotta watch episodes on youtube in low quality in the bottom corner of the screen while that annoying moving star background plays on the rest of the screen with “PLEASE SUBSCRIBE” in massive letters and someones watermark on one corner of the very little screen there is so ig its not really worth it and uhhh thank heck for subtitles because the sound quality is trash too :(

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your platonic f/os are glad to have you around.  they love hanging out with you. they’ll never leave you out. they’ll never forget to invite you. they value what you have to say. the only time they talk about you behind your back is when they talk about how funny you are, how kind, how bright, how much they love you, how much they miss you even if they just saw you. their friday nights and monday mornings would not be the same without you. the groupchat wouldn’t be the same without you. the inside jokes wouldn’t be as funny if you hadn’t helped create them. riding in the car wouldn’t be the same without you in charge of the aux cord. late night fast food runs are better with you along, and so are early morning breakfast trips. it’s not a party until you’re there. your platonic f/os are there for breakdowns and break ups, to help you study and to help you let loose, to hook you up with your crush and to hype up your selfies. squad. crew. friends. whatever you wanna call ‘em. you belong.

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Imagine your f/o holding your head to their chest as they hug you and tell you they’ll never let you go.

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notifs really arent working huh

wack

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highkey miss my cat... really dont wanna accept that its been a week and he’s probably not coming home (we saw a barn cat that he’d been fighting with on our property today which isnt a good sign).... just finished crying then i saw a meme with a cat that looked exactly like him amd started again... i miss my baby i want him to be safe shrhhebdjajshjs :’(

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🌻Bi self shippers are great!!!🌻

🌈Gay self shippers are neato!!!🌈

💒Lesbian self shippers are radical!!!💒

💌Straight self shippers are cool!!!💌

🐝Pan self shippers are the bees knees!!!🐝

💞Ace self shippers are terrific!!!💞

🌹Trans self shippers are perfecto!!!🌹

🌸Cis self shippers are cool beans!!!🌸

🐰Nonbinary self shippers are awesome!!!🐰

🌺🌱🌻Self shippers of any sexuality or gender are 100% valid and I love you all!!!🌺🌱🌻

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Imagine your f/o begging you to let them try their new makeup on you. You insist that you don’t look all that great with makeup on, but they beg, and beg, and of course, beg.

You sit down in front of them and- woah. Even though your f/o’s eyes are locked elsewhere as they trace gently across your face, you can’t help but notice how close they are to you. It feels... oddly intimate. You can’t suppress the smile creeping upon your face, which earns a scolding from your f/o. “Stop scrunching your face!” They tease, in a silly voice which makes you smile even harder.

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Imagine your f/o blushing madly as they tell you “I like the way your hand fits in mine.”

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hnnng episode 2 is taken down from where i was watching for copyright and which has just left me alone with my feelings like,,, hdhsbnsksns

hshahjsh logic brain says dont add a new f/o after one episode of a show, lovey dovey impulsive brain says that hes cute and nice and good with kids and shhshwbwhavsbsh im conflicted