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crowley + text posts bonus:

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I lost control somewhere in the middle

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Someone has to leave first. This is a very old story. There is no other version of this story.

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aziraphale + text posts bonus:

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Nadja with a raccoon 🤝 Nandor with a lobster

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on second thought actually he's a loser

let's be real guillermo babe you could pull so much hotter than freddie anyway

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let's be real guillermo babe you could pull so much hotter than freddie anyway

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(corinthian voice) fiddlers green going to morpheus like ‘i saw the corinthian at the serial killer convention’ bro what were YOU doing at the serial killer convention

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Nandor, flirting: You look less like shit that usual.

Guillermo: Are you talking to that garbage can?

Nandor: Oh. I thought that was you.

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“i felt like I literally kept seeing nandor everywhere which is ridiculous because that’s how much space he occupies in my mind”

what a thing to say in front of your boyfriend

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LASZLO CRAVENSWORTH and SEAN RINALDI through seasons What We Do in the Shadows (2019 – )

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Guillermo said he was going to leave the house as soon as Nandor was married off and as soon as Baby Colin was grown. Ever since then he’s been wearing that damn watch like a constant symbol of time, and now they give us THIS shot in the exact episode when both of those things come to an end??

And Nandor is looking right at it clueless as fuck??

… yeah that tracks actually.

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#holding hand #playing charades #symbolism?

NANDOR, the relentless and GUILLERMO DE LA CRUZ WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS 4.09 Freddie

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Honestly this is our own fault. The answer to "how will nandor react to this situation" could only have ever been "in the stupidest most unhinged way possible" and we should have seen that coming

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Nandor is proof that being bitchless is a state of mind because how do you get left by 2 different men at the same train station

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me when I took high school spanish and understood what guillermo’s family was saying

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*breath*

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