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I still think this is the only good Reddit post ever made

(Scolopendra subspinipes)

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making a collection

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a wikipedia poem on software entropy

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"He Would Not Fucking Say That" is whatever to me. For me it's always "He Would Not Fucking LOOK Like That". Why does he have abs. Why is he dehydrated. Someone help him

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Formless Oedon

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having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

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imagine one of your parents posts about you on AITA though

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dunmeshi is making me an insane person actually

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~300 posts in my queue, probably half of them are dungeon meshi. probably 3/4 of dungeon meshi are just falin and her hot girl moment. i'm suffering a disease rn ,,

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Thinking bout Tails on scrapnik island…

The little guy was more excited than a kid on Christmas morning

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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here

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regardless of how you feel about homestuck you do have to admit that the story concluding with almost all of the major characters literally deciding to just say fuck it and abandon the story entirely is like. an absolutely iconic narrative decision. you know what i'm not doing this shit anymore. figure it out. bye.

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before and after we taught him Frost Shield 🥺🥺

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wilson happy that house showed up to his surgery while he stands over him like a sleep paralysis demon

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quick drummer lae sketch <3

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Gortash wasn’t born into worshipping Bane, right. He's probably looking at us like “actually I’m cooler than all these guys because I don't need nepotism OR a dead wife. I'm just a genius. Actually in a way I'm also pulling one over on Bane"