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Ascúchala.

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Shit

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well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.

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Cartoon pilots

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remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes

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João Pereira de Souza, a retired bricklayer, has shared his homestead and sardine supply for four years with the seabird.

The penguin disappears into the sea for days—sometimes months—only to return to the spot where Mr. de Souza raises chickens by the beach in this remote fishing village of 1,300 residents on the island of Ilha Grande.

During the bird’s visits, the two go for long walks on the beach, swim together in the surf and converse in pidgin penguinese.

“When he returns he’s so happy to see me,” Mr. de Souza says, “he comes up to my neck and hoots.”

“He’s jealous for me,” Mr. de Souza says as the penguin eyes a visiting reporter with unambiguous suspicion. “He doesn’t let any dog or cat near me or else he goes after them and pecks.”

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too late there is no escape from the bone zone

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Iconic 

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Statue of Shiva, nearly submerged in India’s floodwater. 

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El otro día mi hermano me mandó un SMS que decía que revisara la pizarra de la casa apenas llegara del colegio 

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