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When youâre trying to do errands but your boss is making you babysit the brat that evaporated your arm off
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i like dressing up my favorite characters in silly little outfits. this time itâs griddlehark as 60/70s japanese high school delinquents⊠LOLâŠ
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this is called âwow i havenât posted on tumblr forever so here are most of the caitvi pieces ive done sinceâ (I update my twitter much more regularly) and if youâd like to support me in making art, please visit my patreon where you get nsfw goodies as well :3
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đ¶Heâs a maniac, maniac on the floorđ¶
Finished my commission for @Meekhayl_ and boi, I had so much fun doing it! Tbh I believe Kiri loves to be thrown around in a dance but most people are too afraid tho. At least he can have this fun with Bakugou đ€
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âAll right, anti-vaxxers. Letâs pretend youâre right. Youâre not. Pretending is not scienceâ - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)
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Austin is nice.

no offense but i rather be dead in california than be alive in any part of texas
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This is important.
wheres that picture of gwendoline christie holding a baseball bat sitting near a book thatâs titled âgay sex devicesâ
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Home boy shoulda checked himself before he wrecked himself.
âBlocking my main account doesnât prove you right, it just shows that youâre a coward. You can say I was a waste of your time, but we all know that you were being stupid for defending a non issue, brow beating me with how to be polite despite your initial rudeness, and being a petty passive aggressive cunt.â
Manslation: I am gonna manspread my way right into your blog, and when you try to reassert your personal space and establish a boundary, I am going to force my way back in while being even more misogynistic and verbally abusive. I have no idea what âpassive-aggressiveâ means, but I think itâs âany argument by a woman.â Donât you dare walk away while Iâm still talking. There is a significant chance that I am abusive to women in real life.
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Guys, these are real shirts I could buy.




Totally real, not at all photoshopped pictures of cats doing real things; for real. Get the shirts here in S/M/L/XL/XXL:
Tornado Cat
Sick Explosion Cat
Godzilla Cat
Lightning Cat
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This is true.
Okay, if Gryffindor is the house of doing stupid, maybe dangerous things because itâs fun, Slytherin is the house of doing the same things because fuck you, Sarah, donât tell me what not to do
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What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?
The answer is the feathers.
200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.
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