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Oiya neato has started bullying me so this blog is currently being remade. Tune in for updates. ))
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video game: allows me to double jump
me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum
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Wise Financial Advice
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Healthy Shrimp And Asparagus Stir-Fry by Tasty
Full recipe here.
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Coming at you with another new comic!
http://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/safely-endangered/list?title_no=352
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where my texas boys at..
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“We live in a simulation run by an alien entity” and “We live in a world created by a god” are two very similar statements
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The updated cast of cookies and crime! Complete with new characters, name changes, and redesigns. 
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If you change the “W” in “What, Where, and When” to a “T”, you get the answer.
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reddit is bad. tumblr is bad. twitter is bad. only perfect place on the internet is the old friends senior dog sanctuary facebook page
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y does your blog title say you're a good father when you keep talking about throwing ur kid off a roof?
At no point did I say I was throwing him in harms way.
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I still never quite understand why people think bringing children into a discussion would help sway my decision. I routinely throw my sons off the roof.
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Reading a book under a tree is peaceful but imagine how stressful it is for the tree to see it’s dead friends in our hand.
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I asked John to give me 5 reasons why he believes I’m in some sort of mob. He pulled out an entire list.
Amusingly enough his third reason just said “You’re Italian.”
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I don’t believe I’ve done anything to warrant the attention of spam porn blogs.
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