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sick of other ship bingos so i made my own

please send asks

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the rule of fandoms is that if someone has a character in their url or bio they either understand that character well enough to give a 3 hour unscripted lecture on the subject OR they're really obsessed with their version of that character thats an entirely different made up guy. and theres literally never an in between

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collection of a specific dynamic that gets me every time

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Chesterfield: Blutch, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say "yes, Sarge".

Blutch: Okay, Sarge.

Chesterfield: Come on man...

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Blutch: God give me patience.

Chesterfield: I think you mean "God give me strength".

Blutch: If God gave me strength you would be dead.

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[Panel 1] "If Blutch still wants to flee, it's now or never! Poor guy won't even notice!" | "Right, but he won't!" | "Why not?" [Panel 2] "He knows damn well that if it had been the other way around, the sergeant would have never abandoned him!"

From Issue #60 - Carte Blanche pour un Bleu

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From Issue #60 - Carte Blanche pour un Bleu

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Blutch: you're the most jealous man I know

Chesterfield: you know other men??

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[Panel 1] "Good grief, will you stop pampering her!?" | "Why? Does it bother you?" [Panel 2] "Let's just say it saddens me how one can get so attached to an animal!" | "Jealous, are you?"

From Issue #62 - Sallie

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Blutch: This date is boring.

Chesterfield: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to the store.

Blutch: Then why did you invite me?

Chesterfield: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

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[Panel 1] "Sergeant, will you stop fooling around?! Come back here! We have better things to do!" [Panel 2] "There he goes! Little doggy to his daddy! Woof woof!"

From Issue #39 - Puppet Blues

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Blutch: who else here thought Chesterfield was my boyfriend?

Blutch:

Blutch: Sarge, put your hand down.

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once again the love/hate tag is for THEM

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Tripps: Crushes are the worst!

Chesterfield: Right?! Whenever I see mine, I start acting stupid.

Blutch: You're always acting stupid.

Chesterfield:

Chesterfield: don't think about that one too hard

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heyyyyyyy lemme just go back to another hyperfixation of mine real quick

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im not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this shit.