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I spent a whole week on dm prep for this warlock character and I was so excited for my party to fight him it was going to be this serious battle between my level three players and the level five warlock with all these crazy spells and cantrips and I casted an agonizing eldritch blast on one of my players so excited that I was finally gonna do some damage to her since her character keeps carrying all the fights. And then she reveals she has a spell that prevents her from taking the damage as well as absorbing the power from it and with the power she absorbed she decided to punch the warlock in the dicknballs so hard she knocked his health down to 9hp. She ball blasted my npc into oblivion. She performed bottom surgery on this poor man.
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Literally the first thing my players fought. He kinda kicked their ass my bad
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attempting to explain to your mother that she may, at some point in her life, have made a non-optimal decision

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My favorite npc in my campaign
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When you divulge more backstory than you meant to:

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Turning my dnd campaign into anti royalist propaganda
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made a ref for my tabaxi
did you know that i love her
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Scribbling my Khajiit ‘cuz it’s been a while and I’ve missed her
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gillion designs based off of if he was from diff bodies of water
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Pose practice for S’varr. I’ve decided to use him in my dnd campaign as one of the npcs and one of my players has fallen in love with him. We haven’t even had our first session yet.
#this was originally a pinup#he had a bulge I erased it for my dignity#don’t tel l anyone though it’s a secret#tesblr#skyrim#dark brotherhood#tes#tes v#dnd#d&d art
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Why are you so angry oh my god 😰
I hope y’all find this as funny as I did while I was making it
#pov a porn account is yelling at me for meaningless shit#hey buddy you have femboy balls as the first thing in your most popular posts
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couldn’t stop thinking about this post
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All of it.
Media you think would be improved by a gay sex scene. Go
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