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Somebody out there gets it!!!

Put this on in the background as you go about your day and watch yourself smile, my fellow Jonsas. Only wish there was a part 2!

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Attention Jonsa fanfic lovers: I’m on the hunt…

Anyone remember an Ao3 fanfic post cannon where Jon has lost an eye in the war of the long night and Sansa heals his body and heart…?

Love you in advance if you can steer me to it. Thank you!

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Wait…you left a good one out @reginarubie:

My fellow Jonsas… how could I have missed this?

Daenerys/Viserys: see other people get loved and respected and they want that.

Daenerys/Viserys: choose fear and violence (he threatens Dany; she burns KL)

But it gets better

Daenerys/Viserys: threat their loved one (specifically one person in their life) — Viserys threatens Dany and her unborn child, Dany threatens Sansa (it’s all her fault. She did this, when speaking about Varys) and the other Starks.

Jon/Drogo: 👀👀

Daenerys/Viserys: smile when they think they’re getting what they want (a crown and Jon next to her “breaking the wheel”)

Jon/Drogo: after having appeased Dany/Viserys with words (“I’ll give him a crown” and makes her believe he believes in the world she will build “you are my queen”) — KILLS THEM because they have threatened their loved ones.

Drogo: promises Dany and her unborn child the Iron throne (her father’s seat)

Jon: “Ned Stark’s daughter will speak for them (the North) she’s the best they could ask for”

Drogo/Jon: both kill a mad/power hungry Targaryen to protect the women they love and ensure they have their father’s seat for their future children.

How have I not noticed this parallel before?????

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HBO…we see you, fellow Jonsa ❤️🤣

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I feel like the only one who feels this but…

Five years later…why are folks still commenting that Dany was right to burn Kings Landing and nearly one million people? Because her dragon and bestie died?

Is it me, God? Am I the problem???

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Neither of you are wrong 😎

This is what she said:

“Sansa didn’t tell Jon because she wanted all the credit,” Turner said laughing. “And it was a more dramatic moment when they show up, and it makes for better television.”

And also this:

“I think she believes it was probably more of a joint effort in terms of battle of the bastards. She thinks they should be King and Queen of the North. I’m not sure she thinks Jon is capable of being King of the North. She thinks he doesn’t have the knowledge and experience that she has. And I concur.”

Read more here:

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I can't believe Sophie said this: "She thinks they should be King and Queen of the North." And still some people thought she hated j word lol

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Anyone watching “the beast within” on Hulu today??? Our man out here working to inspire more fanfics today

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Back from New York Comic Con 2024! Ladies. I apologize for the strong Targaryen vibes here but know that I am a Stark for life!

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All we ever DO is win!!!!

they did this for the jonsa editors im crying

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Are we or are we not doing a Jonsa meetup to watch this? I’m in Boston…just saying!

wake up tumblr user wulfhalls and leave the shadows of emerald fennell behind

KITSOPHIE FUCKING IN LATE STAGE PLANTAGENET ENGLAND MOVIE REAL AND HAPPENIG FR IRL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ jonsa mutuals from times immemorial. we did it. this is for me and my sisters from The War. this is what being annoying and never letting anything go can get u. we should all kiss on the mouth rn. in fact I'm doing just that. spiritually. adrenaline is rushing thru my veins like im the last of a small endangered species being hunted to extinction (complementary)

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Every day I wake up thinking about this trailer and what we could have HAD. Is that a me thing? 🙄🤷🏾‍♀️

The feather, the feather!  You know what I’m hearing a lot of right now…CRICKETS!

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The way I want this man in both a biblical, AO3 fanfic, Shonda Rhimes kind of way 🙄

this man in GLASSES will be the death of me. and why does he only have chemistry with actors who are much taller than him?

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Same, girl. Same…

Everyone out here fighting about grrm and the dragon show.

Meanwhile I'm just in my little corner @ grrm:

Jonsa endgame, queen?

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And they grew up together 👀😏

dark haired guy named Wulf wants to marry red head princess... like ok Jonsa lotr au anime 🤭

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I hope I’m not spoiling anything but…

Did they really try to retrofit House of Dragon by making it appear that Danerys was in fact “The Prince that was Promised”

I call foul… 🤦🏿‍♀️

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Spitting some facts here…👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I think it’s funny that people view the Targaryens as *minority coded* because there is so *few* of them in a land where they are the *minority* but then you remember the reason they’re the minority isn’t because they were oppressed or killed off or enslaved. They were actually a family that was a part of a massive empire that went around actually oppressing, enslaving, murdering, r*ping other groups of people taking their lands and goods and they were actually so fucking vile their empire blew up and the Targaryens only got lucky in escaping based on a dream. A dream that led them to conqueror an entire land of people and establish themselves as gods amongst them, literally creating a doctrine of exceptionalism to prove just how much *better they are * so really I don’t think that *minority coding* works in the slightest but what do I know?

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He’s a runner he’s a track star….bless him, bless him every day!

Don't even think about comparing Jace Velaryon to HIM. This boy has a 10-step hair care routine. He loved his curls before he ever loved a woman. ICON. LEGEND. MOMENT.