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source

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stabbed on the left side

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Love at first sight is real and this is fucking it

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This is a comedy show.

This is also a love story.

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There’s a monster from the depths

Spewing black smoke and ruin

He’ll come for you

With a dagger on his right

And his heart on his left

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this is their parenting style

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me and the only other person still wearing a mask in the store

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because everyone needs to watch "carrot in a box" at least once

(+ my fav comment about him: sean's so funny he makes jimmy laugh like a normal human)

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my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that's true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr.... it will be interesting again” and you’re like "ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss" & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

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the universal experience

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deleting dating apps so that I can find love the old fashioned way (i get captured by my enemies and tortured for information. you save my life and help me escape. I give you a name because the people who kidnapped you when you were a child never gave you one. we crash on a desert planet and think the other is dead only to be reunited like a day later and run into each other's arms. you're wearing my jacket I tell you to keep it because it suits you.)

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