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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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doodles

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They are both size small shirts. The website had no other options according to Richie…

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Richie Tozier 🎈

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okay Rook goes crazy for a non-binary name though

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height check. how tall are you people in my phone

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start normalizing long hair as androgynous. long hair can be gender-neutral too.

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hanging out in recovery, fondly arguing over books that mike dropped off that week that stan has been reading out loud for the two of them

a twitter request

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Aaand we're off to the races!

Posting for our pride event has officially opened! You can find our Archive Of Our Own collection at the link below! Happy pride and happy posting!

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and my armpit hair #mypithair

I love my leg hair #myleghair

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Do u think this is the banjo I ordered

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why are people so disturbingly okay with using the r slur. I thought we had outgrown this years ago.

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Every time I think my lil celebrity crush is gone I happen to see a picture or watch a video of bhader going🧍‍♂️ and the horrible little goblin in my brain starts giggling and kicking its feet

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Love when some stupid bullshit app i was forced to install for a singular purpose even though i knew i'd never use it again in my life has the audacity to send me a notification and remind me of its pathetic existence like You fool. had you kept silent, i might have allowed you to languish, forgotten, on the third page of my homescreen for another few months. but no, you simply couldn't resist. "☀️ Mornings are brighter with Zippadee! 😊✨" i'll shoot you like a dog

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"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?

Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.

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for those who were curious..bill hader ribs edit

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I love seeing peeks into other fandoms drama and not being involved whatsoever. Munching popcorn and watching people argue about tags